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swallow bagel

too long ago wwtlty ate chinese food?

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no one

I miss my boyfriend :(

I can crack every joint in my body

I once again heard Coldplay on the radio. Things like that make me happy :wacky:

Why thank you guys! I couldn't have done it without this thread :nice:

sandcastle So you don't know where you're going but you wanna ______?

5,000th post!!! :dance::dance::dance:

I am lactose intolerant

water

Full of food

I like your sunglasses :cool:

Pokemon Don't _____?

Sounds like fun! :dance: and I'd make a montage of the Yankees World Series photos, but all 27 would take up a lot of space :dozey:

The Magical Adventures Of Chris Martin His Other Three Bandmates That No One Seems To Remember What will the first single from the next LP be called?

Small Cousin ____ You

:awesome: AWESOME

BUBBLES! :awesome:

^:laugh3: that's only funny because it's like a dead baby joke There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

I have a bit of a thing for carnivals :lol: