Coldplaying@Hogwarts

When you immediately cut out the photo of Coldplay and Paul McCartney from your current issue of Entertainment Weekly and put it on your bulletin board.

I LOVE YOUR AVVIE.

When you decide to dress up like Chris Martin for Halloween. (i'm going to decorate my military jacket with random strips of fabric, wear my Viva La Vida shirt, black skinny jeans, and Converse.)

^ Oh, I love Spies.

I have "don't worry be happy" stuck in my head. But for Coldplay, I'd say High Speed.

I had a dream last night. Coldplay came to my school and performed, and at the end of the concert, they gave everybody free stuff. Chris gave me his military jacket and a hug.

My favorite number has always been 42.

Chris: *rather orgasmically* Oh, God...Oh, God! YESSS! YESSS! YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Don't you DARE stop, boys! Wlll, Guy, and Jonny *under table*: *under their breath* This is the LAST time we rub Chris' feet in public...

I finally got around to watching the South Bank Show... I love it so far (only have watched part 1 and 2) Also, I just realized that on the track listing for Viva La Vida, it starts with LIFE in Technicolor and ends with DEATH and All His Friends.

Wow... all those Buckin' captions... OH god, those were just WRONG... *scarred for life* So, now, I'm going to, erm, try one... Chris: *rather orgasmically* Oh, God...Oh, God! YESSS! YESSS! YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Don't you DARE stop, boys! Wlll, Guy, and Jonny *under table*: *under their breath* This is the LAST time we rub Chris' feet in public...

Yes! They absolutely should! In fact, a cover of Bohemian Rhapsody by the boys and the remaining members of Queen (RIP Freddie...) would be the most mind-blowing thing since hearing 42 backwards or watching the South Bank Show. (it was GREAT.)

Paul: It's alright, boys. You can keep the Sgt. Pepper uniforms, they definitely don't fit me anymore! Chris: Hahaha! Oh, Paul, you're the best! Will: No, Chris, you're the best. Guy: You BOTH are the best. Jonny: Oooh! Is that floor cake?!

I know, I'm such a perv. Chris: Oh, look, a cake... Rest of band: WHERE?!

You write an article for the school newspaper about your obsession with Coldplay, and they accept it! :nice:

Chris: Unnnh.... what happened last night? Jonny: I dunno, Chris...but whatever it is, I'm sorry... Guy: I'm scarred for life... Will: *thinking* I'm never going to look at cake the same way again... *cries*

I wrote an article for my school newspaper about Coldplay today. :nice:

Oh great, I missed page 42... :(

...the first song you hear on the radio is Viva La Vida. :nice:

The first song I heard on the radio today was Viva La Vida.:nice:

Guy: I'm too sexy for my shirt... Will: I'm too sexy for my shirt.... Chris: I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it HURTS! Plus, I'm a ninja. Jonny: Uhhh......cake?

Jonny: Hmmm.... needs more cake. Will: Indeed. *sips coffee* Guy: I concur. *sips tea* Chris: You guys STILL have to try this bottled water stuff! *gulps water*

AT GUY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.... Chris: How're you enjoying the cake, boys? Me and Gwyneth made it ourselves! Will: *mouth full* IT'S DELICIOUS! Jonny: It's mediocre. Chris: WHAAAAT?! But we worked hard on it... Jonny: No, this magician is mediocre. The cake is divine. Guy: *on stage with magician* DID SOMEBODY SAY CAKE?

She's still a lucky bitch....

Today my teacher Mr. Bloom (a Coldplay fan as well) asked me if I wanted to play string instruments simply because they were used in Viva La Vida. I said no. He then started 'singing' Postcards From Far Away and I started singing Strawberry Swing. 'Twas fun.

Chris: Now, THAT is what I call a huge-ass cake.