Coldplaying@Hogwarts

When you tell your vocal ensemble teacher who looks like Chris that he looks like Chris, then he replies "Who's Chris Martin?" and you just stare at him angrily.

CHris: *Twittering* Gwyneth's being a bitch again. Going to go give Jonny cake, then slap Guy's ass.

Chris: YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS BY SUING US AGAIN. PREPARE TO DIE. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRR!!!!!

To which Gwyneth replies, "Apple." :sneaky: Thanks to a certain Mr. Bloom for that.

bump.

I'm wearing my Viva La Vida tour 2009 shirt at this very moment. *is proud*

Not again.... :thinking:

Chris: "When I sang, 'shoot an apple off my head' during Clocks, I wasn't being serious....

Chris: Lookit me, everybody! I'm Super Chris! Dadadadaaaaaa! *jumps off the stage, crashes into audience*

Chris: "Here comes SUPER CHRIS! DadadaDAAAAAAAA!" *crash-lands into audience*

Chris: *dreaming about cake, Jonny, and LP5*

Chris: *doing bad Italian accent* And then-a I make-a some a-spicy meat-a-balls!

Reposting this one. It's the best one I've done, IMO. Chris: *thinking* "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in the cake?"

Rush of Blood To The Head, definitely. But I also think Lost! could work.

Bump.

It was like 4 and a half seconds of Coldplay-at-the-Grammys goodness.

The Coldplay clip at the Emmys made me squeal like a little girl. ....a very happy and psychotic little girl, anyway.

Chris: "Screw cake, RICE is where it's at!!"

Drew Carey: "Tonight, on 'Whose Line is It Anyway?', we welcome four special guest comedians – Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, and Guy Berryman!"

Those who are dead are not dead, they're just living in my head. The most deep, yet stoner lyrics EVER.

Chris: *thinking* "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in the cake?"

Clip of Coldplay on the Emmys = fangasm.

Somebody better upload it to youtube....

YES. :sneaky: