Coldplaying@Hogwarts

LOL. Chris: What is that light? God of Cake: Hello, Chris. It's me, the God of Cake. Chris: I didn't do anything, I swear! God of Cake: Oh, really? *holds up picture of Chris eating Jonny's cake* Jonny: Chris? HOW COULD YOU?! *cries and runs offstage* Chris: Heh heh... sorry, Jonny boy... *gets down on knees* I BEG YOU, STOP TEMPTING MEEEEE!!!! *cries* Audience: WTF?

Prospekt's March.

I went to visit my old middle school today. For nostalgic purposes. I asked my old chorus teacher what songs they were singing. He noticed my Coldplay shirt and said "Oh, we're doing Viva La Vida, Hayley!" I immediately said "WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S MY SONG! YOU PROMISED MY GRADE WE'D SING IT LAST YEAR!" It's OK, though... I just really want the sheet music. It's still kinda unfair. I wish Coldplay was MY nickname....

I went to visit my old middle school today. For nostalgic purposes. I asked my old chorus teacher what songs they were singing. He noticed my Coldplay shirt and said "Oh, we're doing Viva La Vida, Hayley!" I immediately said "WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S MY SONG! YOU PROMISED MY GRADE WE'D SING IT LAST YEAR!" It's OK, though... I just really want the sheet music. It's still kinda unfair.

If they are having another baby, they should name it HAYLEY. Or Viva.

Best Buckin' pic ever. Life is short... eat dessert first.

^ OMG, Gwyneth is cheating on Chris for Phil! So now Jonny, Guy, and Will can have Chris! *is a fourplay shipper* LOL, anyway, happy birthday, Gwyneth, you lucky bitch.

Chris: I'm Fosse, bitch! Ha-cha-cha-cha! And allll..... thaaaat... JAAAAAAZZZZZ!!! Chris: OM NOM NOM, I'M GONNA EAT YOUR DELICIOUS, CAKEY FACE FOR DINNER, JONNY! Jonny: You know what they say.... life is short, eat dessert first! (This is the best Buckin pic I've ever seen)

I want that game, is it good?

I have this shirt. Coldplay Viva La Vida Tour 2009 represent!

What do Chris, Steve, Demetri, and Mary all have in common? They're all insanely talented Martins.

Coldplay went to perform on the Virgin Islands. When they left, they were just "The Islands."

How does that one go? *is interested* The 'Violet Hill' joke was great.

GPASUYF

I loves the puppets.

http://www.coldplay.com/newsdetail.php?id=525 Proof Coldplay is royalty.

Yup, I heard it on the radio. :D

Oh, look. The puppets are at Buckingham Palace: http://www.coldplay.com/newsdetail.php?id=525

Best interview with Chris that I've seen (haven't seen South Bank)

'Bringing you guys in here.... it's like showing you our underpants." from This

I really wanna watch this again. Coldplay on 60 Minutes

Because we can. Chris is eating pie. He spits it out, disgusted. "Dear God, Gwyneth, what DID you put in this pie?" Chris growls. Gwyneth replies: "Apple." I know, that one's been floating around here for a few hours now, but what the hell. Come up with some more, make me laugh!

Chris: Just face it, we're hotter than Charlie's Angels.