Prince Myshkin

I didn't even know it was one. I thought there were a family of Berryman's on here for a while, and was confused about the number 42 being absolutely fucking everywhere. I'm sure there are plenty of things I haven't noticed yet that are Coldplay related. If they weren't shit I'd know.

They make us a fuck load of money through foolish tourists, but yeah, it's all pointless.

It would be weird if they married a fangirl, but not unusual if they married somebody who respected their art.

I learned that too :(

It would be quite cool to know a fictional character personally.

As in you would kill yourself to be researched on, on the off chance they found the cure whilst experimenting on you? Pretty sure you didn't mean that haha.

You know fictional characters personally?

Haha, I don't look like that any more, surely!

Back on topic, I stay out of the Coldplay section but I have been there to discuss things before. And as for fangirls they should be able to deal with criticism of their band if they have any intelligence.

Calm down Mark.

It is rare that I come across somebody called Greg or Gregory, not that it is a particularly rare name, but in my life I'd say I've spoken to about three or four Greg's. I am always annoyed when I do though, either thinking 'Damn, I'm not the best Greg in the room', or 'Damn, I've got the same name as that moron!' Anybody else dislike people having their name and compare themselves to them?

Let's talk on topic.

Russell Brand likes being breast fed. Random fact.

Let the fangirls fight their own imaginary war. They'll thrive on this shit. Or just come out and join them.

True, but I mean more watersports, violent bondage, dressing up as the opposite sex, dress up as a baby whilst they breast feed you. You know the fetishes you think of first... :lol:

Twists and turns and twists and turns. Morphs and contorts. Does he know we can see him?

I remember stumbling across the Turkish thread. Just sayin'.

I'm still waiting to find out what is happening. People are joining the board to slag off the board and nothing else? Like, they haven't made an effort to make friends or anything, or haven't made any posts other than anti-Coldplay posts? Ommmmmmmm!

Only done it with a girl I had been with for a while and whom I loved. Certainly couldn't do it with anyone. New question. What would you guys not do for your partner, sexually?

I need to get back in the loop. "Batmobile, take me to the secret layer where everyone plots the end of Punt... What do you mean it only exists in imaginationland!? Damn :shame:"

:( Why?

Mark, explain the situation to me. I have no idea what has happened and you appear impartial.

Ha, us dudes. How manly :p I've given them before and they seemed to work amazingly well. Definitely wouldn't want to be given one though.

I don't even regard this as a Coldplay message board.

Pic of my sister and I. She was seven and I was two.