Prince Myshkin

Don't worry. The person who makes me that will more than likely be the future mother of my children. But it's a title for me to aim for.

That's what makes them interesting though. And even more personal.

I'm just excited to being one step closer to being a literal motherfucker.

Haha, yeah. We are so easily corruptible. A penis smiley would be hilariously horrifying.

I was going to put that, but it wasn't in the dictionary I checked.

Sweeeeeet, I'm a mother-kisser.

It's OK haha. Females are allowed to like it, kind of. /sexist post.

:smug: I can't argue with penis. And neither should anybody else.

Grease is worse than Muse.

Oh no she didn't :P On a side note, whilst it is acceptable grammar, I don't like the word penis's. Singular it is OK but plural I go for a slang term.

I don't know whether this is the first mentioning of it, or if you post it because somebody had suggested it but good idea. My list would be relatively short though, and probably all from just a few albums. I know my top 3 already.

Mezzanine - Massive Attack Odelay - Beck Songs Of Leonard Cohen - Leonard Cohen Strangeways Here We Come - The Smiths Funeral - Arcade Fire The Velvet Underground And Nico - The Velvet Underground Vespertine - Bjork Kid A - Radiohead La Maison De Mon Reve - CocoRosie All perfect for what they are, and would be high up on my list for favourite albums but they are not necessarily my absolute favourite. There are so many albums with one or two songs that make them not 'perfect' but which I still love, but I was looking at them as an album as a whole and how it fits together. The Beatles came close but they always have at least one dodgy song for each album (Revolver was ruined by Yellow Submarine and Rubber Soul by What Goes On). Honourable mentions to Portishead, Antony & The Johnsons, Flaming Lips, Nick Drake, Martin Grech, Neil Young and David Bowie.

I have already put in plans for the tall army to start a selective breeding program which should cripple them in a few generations time once people start inbreeding. Not my fault. Do you blame Nietzsche for WW2? It was because nobody cared I got a virus and were more bothered about height. I think my laptop is pretty much fixed by the way.

I want the tallest. I don't care about cut off points. Chances are when we start the breeding program all those who don't reach 6 feet will be culled, male or female. :pimp2:

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I shall sleep on it, since I never rush decisions, but this does seem like a good deal. Goodnight!

What will my role be? I don't need to be high up (no pun intended) in the hierarchy, but since I'm not short I'll need something specific.

You had somebody else join as a spokesperson. I wanted to do the same :( But instead you ignored me, and so I devised my evil plan. You created a monster.

I don't believe you. I only summoned the tall army because I asked you if I could join earlier and you ignored me :cry:

5ft 6 or 7 is short for a guy i'd say. You should make your group gender specific. I want segregation please.

Very high five.

You guys can declare war all you want, but we are at the top of a big hill and it will take your little legs a long time to reach us.

Overwhelmed by romance?

By Samuel Stoddard http://www.rinkworks.com/romantic/ OK, so this guy sees himself as a charmer. Let's take a look at some of his advice: Travel sized shampoo and toothpaste is the way to a woman's heart... Stab yourself in the face and bleed on her as a present and she will adore you forever. RED! I always get laid in elevators... Sign the card - shows you've made an effort. I'm trying to work out if this thing is a joke or not. I mean he's goes so well in the middle, until the last sentence which negates it. Are we limited to puns about 'getting the english end up' which anybody who truly understood the language would cringe at. It's lucky the ones he ends up with aren't natives. I think this site is genuine. I mean he tries to add humour to things but I think jokes aside he believes in what he is saying. This is sad enough, but to think he should make a website about it is beyond ridiculous. Anyway, this thread is about romance. What you like, what you don't like, and anything else.

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Hobbits are lame.