IMightBeWrong

Well that's how it would look if you lacked the ability to recognise humour, subtlety and to look at things within their context. :laugh3:

119. They do too many festivals.

The word is: You're If YOU'RE going to correct me, do it right:laugh3:

112) Because they made PlayinWithColdFingers retarded. :D

You're a constant downer, huh? :D

Ahhh perhaps Mark should move there where he can be spolit for choice with all the newspapers telling him what to think. If we're lucky it'll make his head explode since there's nothing he hates more than having to formulate his own opinion on something. At least you're not denying your obvious Mail-bias there. Admitting it is the first step towards recovery. Well done. Good boy :dozey:

SHOCK, SHOCK, HORROR! 'Pukeymania' is actually a word. It's been used as a wrestling event in South Park, so within the context of South Park's use, the term is something Matt and Trey (must be in their 30s at least and definitely not six) have used in regards to some lame half-arsed event.

111) They don't sing about love ENOUGH. :D

It's like the paper you pick up that's all colourful, loud and promises so much, but inside there's nothing but hollow words, sensationalist headlines and meaningless accusations. It makes outrageous claims and promises to be interesting, it promises to highlight all the worlds ills by providing you with an endless number of scapegoats that you can pin a stereotypical view on. It teaches you that anything that steps outside a certain 'normal' parameter must be met with hostility and suspicion. It's preys on sad people because it plays on their obvious emotional instability, THEIR FEAR. If they can pump you full of fear you, too can pretend you sit with them on the moral high ground because you're that insecure you need a tabloid newspaper to tell you what to think, what to feel, what to love, what to hate. It suppresses any independant thought. :D

Hahaha that was hilarious. The over-reacting, opinionated 'Justice of the Peace' guy really reminded me of our Mark here, I wonder if the actor based his character on this real-life caricature. :laugh3:

Daily Mail vision often leads normally rational people to regress into an ignorant child-like state. When not sticking their fingers in their ears and ignoring everything they don't agree with or anything that questions their smug, self-righteous moralist bullshit, they like to patronise, condescend and avoid having any real debate at all through selective hearing and reading. When not reading the Daily Mail and being told what harmless topic they need to blow out of proportion next, these people tend to live very sad, unfulfilled lives, often resenting anyone who doesn't put them on a pedestal or take in every word they say with awe. The usually die bitter and alone. You can repel these kind of people by using their greatest weakness against them: a rational, well balanced argument that looks at all the possible angles as opposed to vicariously living through the biased opinions and corrupt subjectivity of the Daily Mail. Individual who can see right through their ignorance and the rubbish they're indoctrinated with can easily expose the depthlessness of any arguments they spew forth. Approach with caution. :D

Does this mean I get your stuff?

^ You're like a constant downer, HUH? :D

I'm not bad-mouthing the beanie, hell I have an unhealthy collection of hats, several black and white striped ones too but it just doesn't look well on poor Chris at all. Simon Pegg on the other hand...looks like he's about to eat me. :D LONG LIVE THE BEANIE!!!

:O Poked with a sword! *dies, well nearly does* How evil of you *pokes with an anti-ballistic missile* :D Indeed I am, You're like a constant upper, aren't you. :laugh3:

Note to Chris: Don't wear black and white striped beanie hats.

Helloooooooooooooooooooooo there neighbour! :D Well I imagine his middle-class Public school upbringing gave him an easier time than most.

98. Because Chris Martin IS one of Bono's balls. Bob Geldof being the other and The Edge being a tiny little growth attached to Bob Geldof ball.

Swish! Reilly-1 mc-squared- 0, nada, nowt, nothin', zero. :D

Did your obsessive readings of The Daily Mail contribute to your overwhelming paranoia? ;)

Deluded much?:laugh3:

Box Car Racer's one and only album *shudders*

If you continue to make rubbish allegations like this then i'm going to have a word with the moderater of the site. I can see why some people find you unbearable and condescending, there's nothing likeable about you. :D

Politik: "Everyone must find a place / Give me time and give me space / Give me real don't give me fake ..." I'm sorry but some of the lyrics to that song just sound lazy and uninspired. FOR SHAME CHRIS. FOR SHAME.

78. Chris, Will, Guy and Jonny just doesn't sound as catchy as John, Paul, George and Ringo. I mean Coldplay, where's your Ringo!?! YOU'RE LETTING ME DOWN HERE!!