IMightBeWrong

Gawd dang Jews, kill 'em all I say!

It's a good thing I was unexpectedly fulfilling his golden shower fantasy. I need some sort of award.

Aye, Ibrahimovic in the 93rd minute with the equaliser! On the Spanish front, Barca won 4-0 last night, yawwwwwwwwwwwn, one horse race there. WELL DONE LEICESTER, MAN CITY COULDN'T BUY THEIR WAY PAST THE CHAMPIONSHIP SIDE WOOOOO!

No, ended 4-4. Inter won 2-1 as well, if they win their two games in hand they're up to second!

Once I got so drunk I pissed on my friend thinking I was at the toilet. GOOD TIMES!

No amount of auditing could save them surely. I mean, who can believe in Jesus etc. when having a tyrannical dictator of the Galactic Confederacy named Xenu bring billions to earth, stack them around volcanoes, blow them up with hydrogen bombs and that their spirits float around people today causing them emotional/mental distress, seems obviously more realistic and plausible.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's not as if it was even a shock or lucky 1-0 win, the Newcastle team was a strong one and they shipped 3 goals to a team 15th in League Two. Bostwicks goal was a beaut. So was Bartons.

I'm sure it would carry on regardless. Elvis is dead, doesn't stop people running forums and websites about him.

Something pornographic?

Dzeko move to City completed. Steve Sidwell moves to Fulham.

Now, if it had've been a cucumber...

On saturday's when I have the radio on in work for the footie, their constant 'jokes' and referrals to the snood help me gently drift off at my desk.

Are you...following me? :thinking:

I would rather have everyone die. Ever.

PMS ALERT.

Hang from the light fixture.

I learned that your dermatillomania is fatal. You're screwed, HURRAH! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Alcoholics Anonymous. Clay pottery for beginners. GAWD MY LIFE IS EMPTY.

HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRR!

I cried when I read this. It was one of those yawn cries though. Does that count?

MY GAWD WHERE IS THE CUCUMBER!?!?!?!?!?!?

Don't worry, you get to control what you do with the cucumber, it's alllllllllllllllllll good. Ahhh Cucumber Ivet, yeah I know her, she's famous, i'm a big fan, loves cucumbers.

Cucumber for the girl on the right please! I feel a star could be made tonight.

What a whining retarded piece of crap.