IMightBeWrong

Some people may need help reaching all their holes with two hands. Alternatively, just take a shit on your hands, works both ways.

All of them, at the same time. You may want to get a friend/loved one to help you out.

That if you stick your finger up your hole and then sneeze, it makes you shit a little.

Charlton will still be in League One next year! Hah!

Actually you seemed to give a shit about my daily life when you seemed to believe that i'm on here all the time and i'm a lonely old man. Glad I could set the record straight. :) If it isn't clear to you by looking at what you write about then something is seriously wrong with your ability to critically evaluate. Why would I have to say anything in the News and Sport section when I spend enough time talking and discussing these things in reality. Anyways, if you're the standard of intellect and conversation in the News and Sport section it's better to say nothing than to try and converse with i'm glad I haven't wasted my time. That and Mark's stimulating cut and paste jobs from the Daily Mail. Perhaps if you stopped being so petty and actually tried holding a decent and balanced argument you'd become a little more objective.

Dad: Irish Traveller Mum: Aborigini Sex-Slave

Come to Ireland! Dublin would be your best bet. And Munich, and definitely go to Rome because it's bloody amazing.

Well, it doesn't really matter whether you believe me or not. It wouldn't matter if I didn't have two degrees in Politics, you STILL lack objectivity, and that you seem to take offense and get defensive about me highlighting your lack of objectivity, would seem to suggest that whilst you may be studying politics, each of your responses show a concerning lack of understanding and rational thinking in response. I come on here every couple of days in the evening, I have a great job, an amazing girlfriend, good friends and I love life. I think, to respond to my comments in such a manner conveys a lack of learning on your part, of how politics should be viewed and how a cogent argument should be defended. However, since you lack an sense or objectivity on what you're talking about, I guess i shouldn't be surprised.

I went out with a girl who liked doing it whilst on her period, I didn't mind, as long as you don't look down or think about it then it's pretty much the same as any other time, out of sight, out of mind! Isn't the whole slipping of drinks into someones drink really fucked up!?!? Who would do that!?!? I apologise on behalf of my race. :( I have a car and have slept with my missus in it, it can be uncomfortable...and risky...and we were nearly caught once but something you should try at least once in your lifetime, just for the novelty!

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I will remember that the next time i'm in the throes of passion with my lady and our 'connection air' decides to release itself just to heighten the beauty of our love-making. Hmmm what are your views on sharing your love during your special lady-time of the month? I've found it's a very divisive issue!

I think, as someone who has an undergraduate degree in Politics as well as a Master's in Politics, has voted in this election and followed it closely, I think i'm pretty up to date on British politics and current affairs. Just because I haven't written anything, or constantly yapped on about how 'awful' Brown is/was, about how the Conservatives are going to 'save' us from all the horrible things Labour has done in the past thirteen years, does not mean I haven't been watching events unfold. I think your bleating and repetitive threads about the Tories have highlighted your own ignorance and it's hypocritical for you lecture people who don't like Cameron when there is a constant line of shit being transported from your bowels through your fingers, onto your keyboard and into this forum against Labour. I don't think you lack objectivity, I KNOW you lack objectivity and it wouldn't take ignorance to pick up upon that glaring fact.

It's another one of the many wonderful things women can do. :D Yeah, I think even it may come to the point that if it were do happen whilst we were in the middle of something, I don't even notice! Anyways, shouldn;t really be able to complain, since in some instances its their actions which can cause the air to get trapped. Can't say i've ever farted during intercourse, though there's a first time for everything!

Hahaha yeah, it has us rolling around the bed laughing, I mean, its going to happen, its not a big deal and when it happens, we're comfortable enough to laugh it off. However, I know alot of my male friends who find it scary and repulsive but I don't really see much difference between it and a fart like. Have you ever discussed it with anyone/your partner?

But if you're okay now and your dad accepted your choices since he's your dad and he loves you and wants you to be happy, then there's nothing to really freak out about there. If you're freaking out about growing up and all the responsibilities that go with it, yeah its scary, but the rewards are worth it. It takes time to get used to it all and many, many people feel the same way, and you don;t just turn into an adult overnight, enjoy your youth because you only have it once!

Yeah, one of the things I love about my missus is that we can laugh about it afterwards, like if we try something new and it fails, or like, the whole talking dirty thing, we can laugh about it afterwards. I don't think you'd be with the right person if you didn;t feel that comfortable around them. It's the same with farting in bed, if you can't do that, you ain't gonna be walking down the aisle...

Good luck with parenthood. I'll miss your baby/booby pictures. :( Have a nice life! :)

Well, unfortunately, as you've harped on and on about your support for the Tories in the News Section, almost to the point where I felt this place was being spammed by a member of the Tory election campaign, there is a certain lack of objectivity in what you say and so it must be met with caution.

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Cobaltie: I'll see what Electric Candy can find down the toilet, and we'll salvage whatever is left of your brain. Zeya: If you're going to be nasty to me in another thread and then comment in this thread then please fuck off, in the nicest way possible. Destrokk aka Electric Candy: Get down there dammit, there's too many good memories to fetch, they can't be lost!!!!

I think you need to jump down there and go get it for us. I'll hold your legs.

Can we stick our hands down there and pull it back out or do we need a plunger?

Yes! I was trying to remember it on here the other day. Oh those were the days, where have those golden days gone!?! :cry:

Hahaha! I aim to please :wink3: Did you change your name!?

D'awwww I hate waiting in queues :cry: Special discounts for students? :wink3: