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I play MY instrument *points at crotch* DURHURHURHUR

That means you can flash yourself to young women for your sexual gratification and they'll just think you're eccentric. If you wanna feel them up too they'll think you're just being friendly. I say go for it!

Easy - Faith No More

Easy - Faith No More

Edit: That's a lot of instruments, you can't play. I'M IMPRESSED! :wink3:

It might be cancer. Of the pee.

Diabetes.

Or maybe he does it because he's a pervert who likes flashing himself to young women. A good man.

I walked in on my mum and dad at it once. Every time I close my eyes all I can see is that hairy arse pumping away. :cry:

If he doesn't just shutup and do her then i'm gonna.

Colonel Mustard will kill Miss Scarlett, in the kitchen, with the candlestick.

Happy Birthday you angst ridden tosser! Haha nah, I love Eddie really.

Remember, if the film gets boring, the cinema is nice and dark to surprise your date with a handjob. Enjoy! :D

Well it didn't look like a myth when I watched it. The speed with which the horse spunked was so powerful and fast it snapped her neck. If that didn't kill her the amount of jizz that came from the horse would've. Those poor blue-balled horses. :(

A drum kit going for around the same price as a delay pedal? If that doesn't set off the quality control part of your brain then may I suggest being a bit patient and saving up for a product that's actually worthwhile.

On the subject of beastiality, it seems natural to move onto saluting the lady who died after her neck was broken from sucking off a horse. What a trooper.

Evil Empire - RATM

6 O' Clock - Dream Theater

We won't realise Michael Jackson didn't die until he's found balls-deep in Justin Bieber at P. Diddy's house.

I like to think I played my part in creating something so special...out of something so disturbing. :sneaky:

Each and every hole available to you. Of course she had to sneeze! I bet her fingers smell pretty bad now though...:(

Did you eat any of it? Good for the digestive system. Apparently. Of course it's easier for a lady to do it by herself!

Those poor obese, horny disease-ridden children. :embarrassed:

I Might Be Wright.

Does this mean my children will compulsively masturbate in McDonalds!?!