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SHHH, you're catching on to my SECRET PLAN.

Nobody here speaks Japanese do they. :shifty: edit: I can teach a bit... but reallllly not a lot. Talk about the weather, shit like that.

Really? You don't have a vagina.

Sorry, I'm a soccer noob, but is Maradona fucking INSANE? He seems insane to me. Is he?

I know. I think it could be a European/non-US thing though. I'll check the usernames and see if it looks like anything like that from my SCIENTIFIC DATA. edit: Hypothesis disproven. :blank:

Dedication. Big cred.

yep same

thas'right

I only have a pee pee, no balls. The skinnier the underwear strap yeah the more uncomfortable it tends to get, for me at least. Although it depends.

lol unbeliever

We have all been touched by His Noodly Appendages. His Noodly Appendages entwine themselves in the threads of our lives like the holy noodles entwining in things that they are. He is a wise God.

Is it true that getting kicked in the balls tastes like copper

hahahaha

His Noodly Appendages graced me once with their presence. He hid His Noodly Visage in my headphone tangles.

(I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT A FLAMING RACIST BUT) Apple would not exist.

Look, an invisible curtain

You fucking serious? Cardiac arrest > Kidney sones? Shittttt.

Or you could, you know, not have any kids. Adoption > world overpopulation.

THE HOKEY-POKY!!! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdn8gQkHyHI&feature=related]YouTube- Exploding Elmo Death[/ame]

Oh god I know. :sick:

You guys are weird.

Same, same. I do not have childbirthin hips. Pretty sure if I gave birth I would be screwed.

Giving birth to an head the size of a kiddy basketball through a vagina the size of a dime is pretty dangerous too. And unpleasant, I hear.

It's on the Bonus version apparently.

A NA meetup would be cool but if it weren't within a few states of me no way no way no absolutely no way could I go. I'm not even sure I'll be able to go anyway D: