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You wouldn't even want to follow that advice if you didn't know what a simple porcupine was. I mean, come on, I could find flaws in this advice all day.

I just came up with this joke and it isn't even very good, but, if you were looking at a vagina-shaped hole in the wall, and in that vagina-shaped hole, there were spikes dripping with rotten gore and feces, and also that hole had a mechanism so that when something was inserted into it, it would squeeze very tightly and then heat up and never let go of that thing that was inserted into it, such that the only way to free what was inserted into that hole was to sever any connection it had to the outside world, and in so doing activate a pressure sensor on another nearby wall-mounted implement that would shoot anything that came nearby in the head, would you think it would be a good idea to just fuck it if you were doubtful as to what it was? You actually wouldn't. Thanks a lot, John Lennnon.

You guys! Didn't you hear? Biggie's still alive in New Zealand.

One of my many :blush: Along with modesty :awesome: And my predictability in making the same joke about modesty that everyone does when they brag about their virtues :blank:

I've never had marrow. Is it tasty? edit: I probably have, actually, but I have never had marrow and identified it as marrow. edit dos: Actually, I know that spinal cord "marrow" is not marrow at all but pretty much your brain, but I've had spinal cord marrow because when I had fried chicken for lunch once at school I got a chicken back, and the back had the spine in it still, and it was TOTALLY cracked everywhere, and there was this nasty denatured jelly-like gray stuff that looked exactly like brains. It was pretty sweet so I ate it. But it did not even taste good, it tasted more like bitter nasty glop of evilness, and I stopped eating the chicken... I wonder if brains themselves, from the head proper, taste better.

chris's amazing philosophy once again, ladies and gentlemen it never ceases to amaze :blank:

if so what is it mine is probably a feynman quote, but I can't decide which one.

join the club man. I tell myself I've accepted death but in honesty, I just avoid thinking about it these days. Plan to live long, live full, live well, live good. It's all you can really do. Death is actually pretty good because without the fear of disappearing and not being around anymore I think a lot of stuff would never have gotten done; people want to do stuff to leave their mark on the world, and if that wasn't necessary I bet we'd just sort of fart around and drink pina coladas and fuck each other all day. Or solve cold fusion. Who knows.

or you could just be asking what you do for a living because you think that person is interesting and want to know more about them.

YOU BITCH YOU SPOILED WHAT DAFT PUNK LOOKS LIKE FOR ME jk I don't actually care

REVIEW COMING SOON. I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON WAUGH :bigcry:

^That isn't real

^Fact. They're sullying the gene pool by being foolish idiots and you're doing spiderkind a favor by killing them viciously.

eddie will protect you by smashing it with his manly guitar and indie-song-composition skills, fair lady

Calm your tits.

you are SO good at piano it makes me depressed you figured ALL that out by ear? Christ Alive.

I would almost like a part of this song except the only good part is the guitar part and they didn't even write that part. I mean it just boggles the mind

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If you don't listen to the hideous lyrics/Chris Martin's voice in general it's just sort of a mediocre dance song, but when you add the lyrics it just gets to be ughblah I mean my favorite part is the guitar part and they didn't even write that... soooo

I did and it's just so bad. :sad:

why would you ever

Coldplay.

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I'm more worried about how fucking terrible a song it is.

and that