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mycdplayerisbroke

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Everything posted by mycdplayerisbroke

  1. harleyorgasms those must be intense!
  2. if only that was true lotta :( :confused: :cool4:
  3. i want to get in on this vraum vraum action
  4. is there some lesbian relationship i should know about? :idea2:
  5. hahaha that sounds like so much fun! woooo, i'm not a very strong guy though. if i dropped you, would you still kiss me?
  6. yes the glasses cover up my hideous eyes i love you for telling me which kind they were :cool:
  7. what about you albie?
  8. no comprendes tu, pedro!! :confused:
  9. *tries to think of a decent excuse* i feel bad mimi, you were the one who told me what kind of sunglasses to get as well. i'll invite you to one of our (my wife and i) cool parites :cool: *wakes up from dreamland*
  10. a violin cover of paranoid android
  11. you know it to a european girl.
  12. well she was my catatonic sex toy, love-doing diver.
  13. You'll be in the other 2/3 :) so am i!! :cool:
  14. at the drive-in mannequin republic
  15. 001 you get run over by a bus = Ticklish - at the drive in 002 you find out your girl/boy friend is cheating on you = Wasted Time - Kings of Leon 003 song to be played at your wedding = Parallel Lines - kings of convenience 004 song to be played at your funeral = Start Me Up - Rolling Stones haha 005 you get to make out with the finest girl/lad you know = Soft - KOL 006 you are utterly bored and have nothing to do = Slow Night, So Long - KOL 007 you get an A from math exam = Genius - KOL 008 you find a dead man in your fridge = Joe's Head - KOL 009 someone calls you a jerk = A Plain Morning - Dashboard Confessional 010 there's a police car in your drive-way when you get home = Turpentine Racer - DC 011 your girlfriend disses your penis size = She's Hearing Voices - Bloc Party 012 wake up in the morning and realise you've transgendered = Red Morning Light - KOC 013 you find money on the street = Karma's Payment - Modest Mouse 014 you lose all your hair when you're having a shower = Perfect Disguise - Modest Mouse 015 you fall in love = What People Are Made of MM 016 you get dumped = For What Reason - death cab for cutie 017 you cyber with a girl/lad and find out afterwards it was one of your siblings = How i Could Just Kill a Man = rage against the Machine 018 you wake up and there are 100 used condoms under your pillow = the new year - dcfc 019 jesus is standing on your front step, wanting to borrow some sugar = we laugh indoors - dcfc 020 you get abducted by aliens = exit music for a film - radiohead
  16. elefant sunlight makes me paranoid
  17. hmm i need #1 :( :idea2:
  18. yeah i need to buy my tickets too internet fees are such a joke! it's like 15 extra $$ for 2 tickets
  19. she swears i'm a slave to the details but if your life is such a big joke.. why should i care? yay for laura's cds
  20. if you gave my avatar a 5... then i'm questioning your sexual orientation, charles.
  21. i have a bro and sis i can see how you would only have one child if you could just afford to have only one but kids are great.
  22. le postal serviceee such great heights

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