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mycdplayerisbroke

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  1. hmmm never thought id see those 2 together
  2. 5 years ago? chumbawamba - that one song they sing i forget.... you know it
  3. couldnt be arsed to go?
  4. is weezer even indie?
  5. no it doesnt trash no one knows who live is?
  6. no i hate john hes so loud and arrogant and i didnt like lillian either that stupid boy scout leader but shes a girl wtf is that about plus she lost their hook and is just totally clueless
  7. thanks man that rocked! i think the cat means that there was a change in the matrix in the very first movie, neo notices a black cat and doesnt think anything of it, but one of the other people says its a change (the windows turn into brick instead of glass so they cant escape the agents) but in the end they said there would be peace right? wouldnt that mean the slaves (or people in the pink eggs) have to be set free? like live in the real world and not the matrix? or was the matrix just turned into the real world and they started where they left off? (left off meaning in the animatrix it shows how the machines took over)
  8. isnt there already a li@m from germany with the coldplay website? yeah im eric hey
  9. good girls i wouldnt want a chick to be harder than i am that just wouldnt be right but i wouldnt want them too prude you know?
  10. steven lynch is so hilarious hahah have you heard special olympics by him? oh man download it
  11. wtf you have crazy issues feet and hands dont matter at all
  12. i dont know if that means you read them but hey crazy stuff i wish i was bilingual like that
  13. my new sweater my favorite shorts my favorite lounging around shirt!!! ahh i need to do my own laundary
  14. if anyone read those sublime lyrics that are translated to english..... hmm
  15. haha i love it when people play sweet low sweet chariot on bagpipes or i dont know which one it is its that famous one they always do when someone dies
  16. im so pissed i left an ink pen in my pants and my mom washed them and now all my clothes have ink all over them freaken my new sweater how ridiculous dont you guys check for pens in your pockets and stuff?
  17. dude its so freaken hilarious oh i want to rent it now
  18. SUBLIME CARESS ME DOWN Mucho gusto me llamo bradley, (glad to meet you my name is bradley) Im hornier than ron jeremy, And if you wanna get popped in your knee, Just wipe that look off your bati face You hate me cause I got what you need, A pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and, If you wanna get beat physically It will be over in a minute if ya So she told me to come over and I took that trip And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip And when it came out, it went drip drip drip I didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip And it went - uhh And the girl caress me down- uhh And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh And the girl caress me down- uhh And thats that lovin sound When I kiss mixie she makes me feel horny, Cause I’m the type of lover with the sensitivity, When she kiss my neck and tickle me frenzy, The right kind of lover on sunday morning. En el otro lado es donde vivi, (on the other side is where I lived (in the u.s.)) Con mi hijita, que se llama mixie, (with my little daughter, who’s name is mixie) Y su hermana, si me quiere, (and her sister, she really likes me) Y ya horita, tenemos un bebe, (and in a moment, we’ll have a baby) Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar (your parents, your uncles tried to kill me) But they did not get too far Un poco despues tuve que regresar (a little while later I had to come back) Con un chingo de dinero (with a shit load of money) Cause you know I’m a star Me fui a costa rica (I went to costa rica) Para tomar y sufear (to drink and surf) Placticaba con la rasa (talking with the homies) Cause they know who we are Si no so dio cuenta (if you didnt take notice) Then I bet you never were You must be a muneca (you must be a sissy doll) If your still standing still And it went - uhh And the girl caress me down- uhh And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh And the girl caress me down- uhh And thats that lovin sound Me gusta mi reggae, (I like my reggae) Me gusta punk rock, (I like punk rock) Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita, (but the thing I like most is pussy) Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are, (put your ass in the air if you know who you are) Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar, (put your ass in the air and start to yell) No tenga miedo, I’m your papi, (don’t be scared, I’m your dad..) Take your chones, y les mandan a mi, (take your panties and send them to me) Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar, (get up, get up, you have to yell) Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar. (get up, get up, you have to dance) And it went - uhh And the girl caress me down- uhh And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh And the girl caress me down- uhh And thats that lovin sound
  19. hahaha has anyone seen stealing harvard? oh man thats so funny
  20. never heard of them live?

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