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Brent

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  1. I'll egg people on in the Coldplay section by saying Chris Martin has "Car Kids" tattooed on the inside of his colon, but if people actually get flustered over that, that's their problem. I thought the WoM section, by definition, is more open-minded to critical viewpoints instead of just happy-go-lucky praise (i.e. last year's WoM Coldplay discussion), but I guess I was wrong.
  2. Hey guys
  3. Woah woah WOAH there, buddy! Hold your horses. I'm a pretty nice guy. I'm legitimately not trying to get anyone angry, I just do not fit in the mold of what you consider to be an ideal member: I don't blend into the misinformed blind fandom that saturates every corner of the forum. I look at work objectively, and am not suckered into the mass acceptance of shitty lyricism and bad songwriting shrouded in a catchy, tacky chorus. I'm being honest as to what my opinion is, and I think that's pretty respectable. Just because I don't fit in with you doesn't mean I'm trying to piss you off. Isn't that the rationale behind racism/misogyny/homophobia? Being different, having a different opinion, and being bullied for it? Yikes. Simmer it down. You're the rude ones, not me. All I said was that they're overrated: One opinion in a sea of them. Put me on your ignore list or something! Sheesh. Sorry I'm such a detriment on your life. Perhaps you should step away from the computer. All I am to you is text on a screen. Don't let it get to you.
  4. That may have been the first time ever
  5. Oh God forbid I have a real opinion that they're both mediocre bands. Naturally if I can't heap praise on them, I'm trolling. Through my eyes (my opinion), the question is kind of like: Would you rather put bull shit or dog shit in your ears? To me, it doesn't it really matter. I'm expressing my opinion, and Coldplaying is an excellent forum for that. Your job is to understand that people who don't agree with you, people that won't lick Chris Martin's, the Gallaghers', and Damon Albarn's butthole all in one go; exist on this forum. And they are just as entitled to post here as you, and you should respect it. I think what annoyed me in criticizing my comments is that it was lame. Plus, if they are "overrated" like the dude above me says, someone likes them. They're rated well. You can do better than that. Prove me wrong, tell me why I shouldn't think Oasis is a bad band. Or be witty or something. I'm bored.
  6. ^ That really disappointed me for some reason. I think I had too high of expectations, but I don't really know what I was expecting. I'm confused.
  7. That wasn't really an option. You see, there were two categories: Oasis and Blur. The purpose of the thread, and my comment, was to deduce one of those discrete categories (reminder: Oasis and Blur) as to a) which is better, or, b) which one of those two categories (reminder: Oasis and Blur) is more overrated (This is a new dimension to assess those two categories). To reach the conclusion of my forum comments is not topical because it is not one of the possible answers (Oasis or Blur). You're probably right. If not for those insufferable Gallaghers. Couple of pricks.
  8. I can poop. If anything I poop too much. I'm debating building an ark.
  9. Hi!

    Brent replied to Lolly Pop's topic in The Lounge
    My name is Dee hey
  10. :daisy: I love you Dee :heart: :lips:
  11. All laxatives have reservoir tips
  12. Brent replied to Coldplay's topic in The Lounge
    baby penguins are cute :heart:
  13. Holy shit how was this on the second page?
  14. Brent replied to Coldplay's topic in The Lounge
    Am I the one with glasses?
  15. Brent replied to Coldplay's topic in The Lounge
    Well maybe I'm a penguin. We just got internet down here
  16. Haha he has like a tree growing out of his gum What is that? He needs a new oral surgeon, jesus
  17. woah look @ th0se secksi arms
  18. Brent replied to Coldplay's topic in The Lounge
    Nobody needs you Anette and you're not even a man so
  19. Because I stalked it for the Coldplay album releases for years, but then this year they locked it for someone without an account, for the busier times. Then I made one. Those jerks.
  20. I can't decide who's more overrated.
  21. I bought a box of a certain, uh, cylindrical latex nature with reservoir tips at the pharmacy. The checkout person was someone I knew from high school. So it was the combination of "I-haven't-talked-to-you-in-four-years-what's-up" awkwardness combined with the personal item I was picking up It was terrible. And I feel awkward on here sharing that story.
  22. Brent replied to samtheman's topic in The Lounge
    uhh no

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