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Coldplay Link To Unbearable Arseholes 05-09-08 FANS of Coldplay are more likely to display the personality traits of unbearable, self-satisfied arseholes, according to new research. Jazz fans can go to the toilet on the bus The three year study found Coldplay fans displayed a key set of arsehole characteristics, including untidy, middle class hair, an in-your-face sensitivity, and an aching desire to commune with humpback whales. At a party a typical male Coldlay fan will find the prettiest girl in the room, ask her about the saddest time in her life and then sing ‘Fix You’ until she agrees to touch his penis. Research director Dr Tom Logan, said: “Over the past three years I’ve had to talk to more than 2000 Coldplay fans. I think I’m going to kill somebody.” What does your musical taste say about you? BLUES: White, well educated and rich. No personal problems whatsoever. JAZZ: Cool, deaf, horribly incontinent. CLASSICAL: Intellectual, introverted and a bit of a c*nt. RAP: High self-esteem, enjoys spraying pavement with AK47 and calling your momma a bitch. DANCE: Annoyingly friendly. Constantly moving arms. COUNTRY AND WESTERN: Outgoing, enjoys organising rallies and distributing angry pamphlets. STING: Just fuck off. Fuck off right now. ROCK/HEAVY METAL: Smells of stale urine, thinks Battlestar Galactica is art. CHART POP: Bubbly, outgoing, easy to throw off a high building. INDIE: Self-absorbed, idle. A little shit, basically. SOUL: Sensitive, creative, prone to exaggerate size of genitals. CLIFF RICHARD: Strangely asexual. Until you meet the right priest. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/coldplay-link-to-unbearable-arseholes-200809051230

It'll be interesting to see how long he'll let them grow. Hopefully until LP6 is out.

Really? I could barely hear him. All I heard was Chris saying "it's ok". This is something to look forward to, how Apple and Moses Martin will sound when they finally speak publicly. :)

Moses is very much his dad's son. Seeing him wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap reminds me of an interview where Gwyneth said Moses has a Brooklyn accent. :lol:

When a customer calls from Glastonbury, CT and you immediately think of Coldplay @ Glastonbury. I almost asked her if she knew about the festival. :lol:

That's Chris' dream, just to see how Will would look, and also to take some media pressure off Chris.

According to the tattoo artist who carved that c, Gwyneth joked that Chris will have fun trying to find it. :laugh3:

I read it a while back and didn't bookmark. If I find a link to the article, I'll post.

Friday, April 12 - Paltrow returns to "The Chew" to talk about her new book, "It's All Good," on this "Extra Value Friday: Mambo Italiano Edition"; she teams up with Batali to make a yummy and inexpensive dish, and puts him to the test with Italian trivia; Symon makes fettuccine Alfredo, and Oz shows how to lighten it up but keep the flavor; Food & Wine's Dana Cowin guests at the "Tasting Table." http://www.wnypapers.com/news/article/current/2013/04/02/110426/gwyneth-paltrow-and-barefoot-contessa-ina-garten-visit-the-chew

Link?

Chris Martin is my 1 and only star of any kind crush.

Can't wait to hit the gym!

No wonder they're all so healthy.:)

I know. Just teasing:)

Mine as well! Awwwwww Chris! I read a piece where a festival organizer (T In The Park?) was talking about Gwyneth bringing them finger foods or appetizers when Coldplay performed there.

Who's Gwen?:confused:

Sing it to me, home, home, where I wanted to go.......

Snap! Thx.

So where do we get to listen to Jonny's interview with Jo Whiley?

That's the sensational side of the gossip media b/c they really should know that one shouldn't buy a house that doesn't pass inspection. I think the truth is somewhere in between. I don't think TMZ made up the whole story but they embellished it for their kind of readers.

Andy Murray wins Sony Masters in three-set thriller with David Ferrer http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/mar/31/andy-murray-sony-open-david-ferrer

I posted the story on a different thread. If Chris is going to spend a considerable amount of time in LA with his family, it seems plausible that the band would set up a place where they can occasionally continue working when he can't get back to London. I remember the story where Blythe was quoted as saying that she'll get to see her grand-kids more often b/c the family was going to be living in the US for a while (paraphrasing). I can see a real estate agent selling such story to TMZ.

Well, the rumors about their house in Brentwood turned out to be true. There was an interview where Gwyneth's mom hinted that the family will spend lots of time on this side of the Atlantic. Since they are in the process of recording an album, perhaps the guys will fly to LA several times to continue working.

Game Change. Julianne Moore did an outstanding job playing Sarah Palin.

I don't know how accurate this report by TMZ is "Coldplay" frontman Chris Martin made an offer on a multi-million dollar home ... but it's not because there's trouble in his macrobiotic marriage with wife Gwyneth Paltrow -- he was buyin' it for the boyz in the band. Our real estate sources tell TMZ ... Chris went into escrow on a 6,000 square-foot home in Brentwood, CA for just under $4 mil -- a place his bandmates could live, with plenty of room to practice and record music. Chris was so into the 6 bedroom mansion (above) ... he not only brought two bandmates over for a look-see, he went to the second floor for a mini-concert to test the acoustics. All was well ... until Gwyneth got involved. Seems the persnickety Oscar winner had issues with the inspection report and ordered Chris to nix the deal. So he's on the hunt again. And Gwyneth is searching for another delicious caviar and potato recipe. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/31/chris-martin-coldplay-mansion-band-buying-house-gwyneth-paltrow/#ixzz2P6raNf5b Visit the TMZ Store: http://tmzstore.com