shoelad

18. I feel like I'm 80 though. ;)

Hi... erm.... you. :P Angela? God, I dunno.... rubbish with names. I attacked a dentist when I was 6 and six of them held me down and forced me to inhale gas. It ruined my life. :D

I didn't... because... I'm a brave boy. :-D You sure are Tom!!! :D *feels like a little brave boy who went the dentist and didn't cry* :D

I didn't... because... I'm a brave boy. :-D

I have to wear glasses for things far away. I enjoyed the eye test - the optician was drop dead gorgeuous. :D

He's a shit liar, I guess. :D I'm looking forward to Gail's crap acting and Richard's evil eyes. I'm sorry, but they're karting a dead body out of a house and he's standing there with that evil face. How could you not suspect?

And you're not taking the piss, either. Wow. :o Actually, if I had loads of money I probably would buy it, just to look smug. ;)

Hey Kate. My name is Tom. I have been a fan since... ooooh about three months ago? A late starter, I know. :o :D

Yer arse. :D

Aye. :D

I like Battery eggs. They have a certain texture to them. :P Nah, I'll sign it. Enough about human rights, WHAT ABOUT THE CHICKENS??!!! :D :D

Apparently, the shit hits the fan tonight as Gail finds out about Richard's shenanigans. I don't usually watch Corrie, but tonight I will. Ooooooh the suspense... I can't wait. I haven't been this excited by a soap since Jack Duckworth's heart by-pass. :D

I agree. They've gotta make a living though, right? Then again, for the sake of my ears I'd prefer them to work in Spar to make their living. :D

Christ I swear one day my window will get smashed by 10 year olds kicking balls. :o

Still though, they'll be compared, and it's partly due to their success I reckon.

A letter of complaint on its way.... :P Nah, I think I worded it wrongly. 45% of the public, and then 45% of the public, so some of those 45% might believe that both are a threat... then... oh god. :-o :-o :-o

It ain't my statistic love. Blame Sky News. :D There's a whole world out there? No.... no... NOOOOOOOOOO! :o :o

Try Kazaa... I got the Scientist and Yellow from there. The videos of course... me rip off Coldplay by downloading their mp3s? Noooo.... :D

£62???! Bloody hell... I'd rather go down pub. :D

I wish he'd get stuck up my.........anything! Shit today I want him SOOOOOOOOO bad! :shock: :o my god and i thought i was the only one whahaha :D The only one who wants a bit of Chris Martin? Noooooooo.... :D Each to their own, that's what I say. Of course Coldplay are going to be compared to Radiohead, because they're both recent phenomenoly successful acts (even though their music is completely different if you ask me). I don't think he's stuck up his own arse. I don't know him personally though... so I guess it's always a possibility. :P

You have a phobia of hugs??? :-o :o :shock: :? just what i was thinking!!!! :shock: *spreads hugginess around* mwahahaha!!!!!!! :P Who knows what you could catch? :D

Actually, my comment sounds quite dirty. I am ashamed. :P