Kristal Siderglace

Jonny feed me :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Don't you apologize :dazzled:

This gift it's the first thing I thought of when I saw those pics! :nod: [And I love him this way :dazzled:] Why are you doing this to my reproductive system? :dead:

Woman I blame you for my Guy Rupert Berryman hug-dream :shifty::lol: Note: never speak to Sharon about "How to fall asleep" when you are trying to fall asleep.

EXACTLY :sneaky:

Me too! And the hat, the scarf, the pants, the coat...and oh...the man inside them!

^:laugh3:

Is it a bad thing? :laugh3: I guess I have strange tastes :lol: but yeah... I kinda like him more with the wrinkles! [i beat Sigmund Freud would have something to say to me about my love for men from 30 to 60]

Yes! This is why I can't stop looking at them! :dazzled: No Rowie... actually it didn't help but somehow I ended up dreaming about Mr Berryman. I DREAMED ABOUT GUY BERRYMAN... I'm clearly losing my mind or fucking dying...:wreck:

As I can't sleep I'm looking at those pics again :dead:

I love them but it seems that this model of shoes do not exist in my number

He laughed for several minutes cause I had a very serious tone asking :laugh3: Then added that even if he doesn't think there will ever be this eventuality I need to ask first about just Chris and just Jonny and then the other combinations cause in his opinion I would never refuse a threesome if Chris is in it, no matter who is the other one :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: [He knows me too well]

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When you have some unknown problems at your ears and you heard just muffled noises from two days and you mum says "You always sad, you are insomniac, now you can't hear good...maybe you turning into Chris Martin :laugh3:" [Thank you for caring about me mum :dozey:] When you are in bed bed with your boyfriend, after very good sex, and you says "Ok, I have a very important question for you" "What's up?" "If I ever meet Chris and Jonny and...I don't know...they decide to have a threesome with me...you would consider it like a cheat or you would consider it a once in life occasion that I could not refuse?" [Don't look at me like this, I'm the biggest perv of the year, I'm allowed to say things like this] When you text your male best friend "Fuck this world...Chris Martin...curls...beard...perfection...kill me please"

Oh you always understand me so well

Kill me now, please, if you really love me please...:cry::cry::cry: It's so unfair he isn't in my bed, I'm about to cry did you just quote me?:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Are you trying to kill us all to have him just for you or what? :bomb: I WANNA FUCKING DIE NOW IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM.

From where it take the profile pics? I just registered and a very old pic of me has been set automatically :lol:

I can totally image Jonny thinking "Ok, I'm supposed to sing...but I don't want to! :cry::cry::cry: Ok...I'll just sing very very very low...or better I can just move my lips and not sing! Bwahahahahahah" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Speaking seriously I don't think there is nothing bad in someone of them [except Chris] that doesn't want to sing...but in the live gigs I have on my iPod I can totally hear Jonny in some songs...I can't say the same for Guy but still...I'm not shocked :lol: EDIT: I agree with those who say their mics are probably just mixed lower :nod:

X&Y Sorry I'm an engineer :lol:

:cry::cry::cry: I want the European Tour t-shirt...I did'n buy it at the gig because I'm stupid [and because it was really expensive...I thought "I'll buy it online when I'll have the money"] and now that I have them, ofc, there are just sizes too big for me :cry::cry::cry:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: when I read CAR I knew what was about to come :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

...envying her SO much.

I'll bring with me a family size pack :lol: Thank you :nice: And I know why you like it :D I'm sure Sharon could like it too :lol:

OMG I'M DEAD Tell me....I'm 22 and plus I'm the perv f the year :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky: