Ole Reilly

Like when I threw out all those coldplay records :/

The lady makes sense, they just want big names. They've made some great signings, but Michael Owen is just useless. And he was all like "I'd like to express how sorry I am that I wont be here for the club and the fans this season..." And I dont think many people care :P Most of the people were like "He did some good for us, I dont particularly want him to go but- he'll be easily replaced quite frankly". And he will, his boots are not too big for Djibril Cisse.

I think everyone should acknowledge that Spankmonkey is a corcasian fuckhead with a 175cm dildo sticking up his ass and uh... Maggot eye? Take a moment.

Yeah Run of the House, I email the girl from it. It got cancelled :P WOAH, poor Joey. :cry:

Yeah hes gonna ban us all :lol: I'll be good Ian, ESPECIALLY in the Webcam topic. :rolleyes:

You Have Been Fooled! The following information about you has been mailed to thomas schulze, [email protected]. Full Name: Spiddy ([email protected]) Gender: Male Birthdate: 19 Febuary 1987 First Crush: I fuck yo momma Biggest Crush: Whuut homie? Mad bitchez Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes Boyfriend/girlfriend's Name: Some fucked up hoe Easside Current status of your relationship: Dont have any Ever had sex in your life? Yes Porn Sites/Movies: Yes How many times do you masturbate in a week? Never. Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex? No Preferred Skin Complexion: Dark What turns you on the most? Fuckin back and tits, baby GOTSTA have back D'oh, Im so embarassed! :embarrased: Thomas will know all my secrets. :stunned:

Waaahaaahaait a minute, since when did I become so lame and un-funny that when I say something funny people are like "Wow that was ACTUALLY funny". I wonder where Laura is, she laughed, not just at me, but with me as well.

Spankmonkey do you have to follow me around in every topic so you can quote me and try and humiliate me infront of all these nice people? Its really, pathetic man, I thought we were past this, as adults. Heres $100 just to get you back on your feet, get a nice suit and clean up real nice y'know... Hell, heres another hundred.

Fred Savage, the DIVA

God damnit that tongue. Im gonna rip it out. Her names Blossom? Wasnt she a high-school outcast 13 year old Jewish girl with a rehabilitated drug-toting brother? And a best friend named SIX after her alcaholic father named her after beer? And another brother who was JOEY LAWRENCE?! WOAH

Theyre all winners in my book! Except for Jay, fucking pig f*cker.

The toasters the obvious option Kalter you sonny fool you, hoha! The oven, however, is a looong... slow...... BURN HAHAHA

In other words, the person who just asked you "Who are you asking?". Christ, sometimes... And yes LiquidSky is famous, shes Fred Savage. Of course.

If only Speedmonkey was a pop-tart, because I'd put him in an oven and burn the hell out of him. Smokin style.

Are you fricken retarded? No wonder your balls havent dropped yet. I WAS JOKING LALALALA And if you need me to explain the joke, I will, but not without bashing you more and more spankmonkey.

Holy crap boy, I didnt realise it was an actual banter jive! Sh*t.

I disagree with everyone except Vboy. Its not that, you have to kill her, in such terms, you just have to, guide an accident, her way, a little bit earlier in her life then expected. And just so people arent, confused, or have mis-understood, what exactly went on, just make sure your out of town when it happens. Things will just be easier for everyone that way. And hey when this guy eventually cheats on you then you can guide another accident his way! Like its christmas

BUCKLEY! BUCKLEY! FUCKLEY! MUCKLEY!

Peed roll that tongue in, lookin like a damn FOOL Now to bidness. I joined her club, Im the one thats naked and on a leash. Wooooahhh.

What did you do to deserve this?! So I can brainwash my mother into doing the same thing (Minus Travis of course, and I already have both Buckley DVDs so, new clothes would be nice)

Yo spankmonkey go and choke. Awww c'mon, looking at her, like what? Like this? :stunned: While eating chicken skins? :stunned: Greasy chicken skins? :stunned: The grease makes my fingers slippy! OH BOY :o