LeftLeg

I could be American, don't you think?

yo' momma

How is the pay?

Maybe I could get a job that incorporates my natural talent..now what job could I do?

I didn't really enjoy, because he is a man. I don't intend on doing it again very soon, although it is clear I have a talent for it.

I'd say so. :stunned:

I gave my friend a lap dance once, we were pissed and on a wall outside the pub. The friend is a 'he'. The scary thing is, is that I was quite outstanding. Hello :wink3:

Let's hope..I hear it is scorching there.

Haha, we all have distorted minds these days, de-sensitised and perverted by film and television. However, it makes conversations more fun.

:stunned:

I'll let you deside ;)

I'm actually drink Grolsch. It isn't German, I'd love to taste a german right now :blush:

..entertain me, I just came home from work and all my friends are asleep or out and I'm lonely :cry:

Disgusting! :angry: I like it :wink3:

I'm sure sidious has a decent sized snake, no?

I keep bloody quoting myself :angry:

No he doesn't! He has the eyes of a slug. It's beyond me how some of you like him, the same for Alex from Franz Ferdinand..Eughhh! Tom Cruise :cool:

Yeow

Let's turn this into a thread of innuendoes! I have a huge cucumber.

I already said I have a grape. I don't intend on buying an bana...I-Pod!

Spare me? Please, don't..

I have like a grape :(

blurt - sperm, also used as an insult.

Wasn't I there Albie? :cry: Not even waiting in your bedroom for you to return and take some aggresion out on me?