LeftLeg

You need to go to spellers anonymous too by the looks of it.

I've seen that picture and I can safely say you could be John Merrick's slightly less deformed, much younger brother.

You call jam jelly? Why, oh why would you do that? Absurd I tell thee!

What? I like to blow my wad. ;)

It's ok, I won 10000 from 2 then blew the whole lot on one card on blackjack. It's more fun to lose.

Ha, I only had enough to buy one.

I know how it's spelt there but an 's' is sex.

Bwaha. Berrychen you used a zed in apologise! I thought you prefered the 's'?

I've mever used nor heard anyone say 'tight', must be regional rather than British. I actually can't think of what we say for 'she's quite attractive', usually a surreptitious look and a 'welllll...' is enough.

:stunned:

Looks like Kyle I guess? From this board?

Coming on to me - you want my body.

:stunned: :D You've made my day.

:stunned: Hey good looking ;)

I don'tknow if I could take it anyway. It might be too much forme and I'd pop my cork when he whispers those immortal words - "Hey, Leftleg. Yop."

He said only if i get it tatooed on my arse. But I said I can't do that, I wouldn't be able to read it.

I want to have phone sex with Albie.

:(

Break my face in, It was the kindest touch you ever gave. Wrap my dreams around your thighs And drape my hope upon the chance to touch your arm. Fabulous muscles, Cremate me after you cum on my lips. Honey boy place my ashes in a vase Beneath your workout bench. No romance, no sexiness But a star-filled night, Kneeling down before the now familiar flesh Of your deformed penis Wigging out before the unfamiliar flesh Of my broken neck.

There's room for more, surely.

I just got rid of all mine on one hand of blackjack.

She's spamming Albie! SPAMMING!

Reilly got too many 'Y's in his alphabet spaghetti dinner today. Work time, you gang of bums.

I don't think i could actually, I don't even know what it was supposed to be. It just didn't mean anything at all, it was just a waste. You frighten me sometimes reilly.