Tracy

Awww, this came with pictures from the Office but it didn't work properly, sowwy! :D :shrug: 1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 2. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. 3. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough. 4. Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom to do their job properly. 5. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability. 6. Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow. 7. If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. 8. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation. 9. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked. 10. If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. 11. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back. 12. If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. 13. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do. 14. Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do. 15. Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination. 16. A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else’s? 17. You don't have to be mad to work here, but you do have to be on time, well presented, a team player, customer service focused and sober!!

:-o 8)

Arrrrrrrrrrr! So I can't wear my disco queen afro I got from Flares!!!! Boo hoo!! I will try and be there although I say that every time don't I!!! ;)

Johnny and Maria was me just stiiirrrrrrin' it up a little!!! Getting me big wooden spoon out!!! :lol: I'm sure when the time comes the lovely Maria will let you know first!!! I am okay apart from the restless nights of course..... ;) 8) . I am happy cos I have just got my new settees delivered today and my mam has left them wrapped so I got a big parcel to open when I get home!! and bargain hunter that I am (David Dickinson would be proud!) I just got a 6 piece dinner set for 20 poond in the sale!!! God I talk to much. How are you? Haven't seen you around here for a while :D

I'm not sure whether its Johnny and Maria :o or Simon and GuyChick (?????angela??) :shrug:

:D my dream last night was a bit strange (don't know what I've been eating to make me have such wierd dreams). One of the junior doctors asked me out but I have this conflict because I have always said to everyone that I would never go out with anyone from work and especially a doctor cos I think their hours are crap (especially juniors!) but I really fancied him, strange cos I don't really fancy him in "real life" :D - or is my subconcious telling me I do :shrug: Any psychologists out there can tell me what they think...... I am sure you all have an opinion ;) P.S. I know I'm a bit old but can I be flower girl :D Pretty please!! :D

:D Hi. I always seem to come to this thread when I have to go home will speak to you the morra. huggles, thanks for making me not do filing today!!!! :lol:

woh jackie that's a bit morbid!! :o We live in beooottiifful world , yeah we do, yeah we do!!! 8)

grant (yum - grant from feeder!!)

:D Hello., waves to you too - sorry didn't see this when you were here earlier on.

study

:D hello, lovely to see you back!!! Hope to see you here more often soon? :shrug: 8)

where did decorum go??? book band (sticker book band!!) :D

Not so sure my sister will agree to stay in a hostel, or my friends but I am going to try, do you have any ideas!!!

ettiquette :D

monsieur (probably spelled wrong) :shrug:

:lol: lady

Oh, I love that smiley, someone uses that on the doves or is it idlewild mb? too ,,,its great innit! :D

flag :shrug:

Sorry - angela (must remember!). You can call me ....Tracy, .....pisshead or thick shit....all three I will probably answer to!!! :lol:

I can't see the attraction really! But each to his/her own! :D

*does beavis and butthead laff* I do, hee heehhehehhhee ;)

GuysChick has well beat me tho'!!! :shrug: 8)

hee hee probably would have been more juicier if I hadn't woken up!!! yummy! 8) :D

Whereabouts is Coldplayland anyway???? :shrug: