Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Coldplaying

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Léa!

Featured Replies

the end has no end :chinese:

caca cousin was on tv today :shifty:

i laughed ma bootay off and throat hurt much :laugh3:

  • Replies 3.7k
  • Views 96.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

sex on tv it's like Brain convo or brain convo

no shit i'm le virgina ttitude :lips:

Laughing like that yo toxIcaTed est :biker:

but luke i'm your father ;)

britney spears pregnant i have said to momme imma pregnant on phone

mwhahahaha and she was shocked i said april fool and she said that's not funny

puah what's the funny part if she knows i'm joking? :tongue:

 

momme for toilet i bet she wants a KMARO singing toilet coloured MARROON

:smartass:

Puah doing the same joke as me

lalala IT's heat attack confirmed :laugh3:

Or momme ma car is broke i've ride on a tena :chinese:

same joke kif kif joke

i will have to go read german vocabulary now, exam tomorrow :freak:

exam first, sex then :lips:

 

ich liebe dich :love: :chinese:

BITte schôn :laugh2:

German or allemand not for me :smartass:

i'm le sexy latina who's gonna cook paella for her chéri

where's the oyster?

i'm here ;)

i'm your father ;)

mwhahahahahah

doop doop bisous

watch IT :laugh1:

It makes me late or soy latte or sauce soya :chinese:

oops caca cousin hungry therefore i'm off

caca cousin is sick

caca cousin is throwing up all the fucking time

puah puah! no shitty but le city!

 

:chinese:

poesie for le vessat est :smartass:

at least yours :lips:

porn with caca cat i'm forbidden opel ma love

lada your lethal lava land :lips:

doop doop imma drinking téa like it's coffee ma teeth are yellow like cheese or IT :shifty:

caca cousin become i :chinese:

coldplaying teeth it's like eating cheese with pig or avatar

i'm tired therefore i'm sick soon :lips:

how have react your teacher BITTE for le essay gative?

puah i said imma gonna go and get it @ lunch break or breakdance

becausa it wasn't ready yet. doop doop then she said i can bring it today

puah imma not doing anything for it though :shifty:

imma eva :lazy: oop invalid smiley?

 

puah you'ra coming sick too caca cousin has put a spell first on me and then on you salem friend ;)

salem and caca cat

porn i see then i'm blind :dead:

coffee just for me litter and litter or bruce lee :chinese:

hayaaaaa martial art ma draw

mwahahahaha :chinese:

pornicasso veux caca-catas eat them with sushi and dogs :chef:

miam miam

When lotta is cooking, kitchen has to be evacuated :wacky:

Puah i musta cook something but i'm eva for it or results are so bad i'm intoxicating myself :chinese:

oops caca cousin not happy again :uhoh:

diva has always libresse a hoobstand to diva the world :lips:

puah cousin diva caca would only appreciate if it was served on naked women :wacky:

doop doop imma gandhi

Gandhi shop veni vixIT snobITte :lips:

now he's sleeping like a diva cousin hilton :lips:

with blond platine wig and caca cat dress in tinkerbItte

mwhahahahaha cousin caca has platine wig? :laugh3:

i have always imagineXt or generation neXt pepsi song of spice girls him as Kmaron hair :lips:

suprise for u on your thread :lips:

caca cousin with blond wig ho in the streeet :kid:

mwhahahaha imma evaning or evianing :laugh3:

french femme or blonde wig imma dooping for sutra he's as gorgeous as you :lips:

gorgeous like me no way we have nothing in commun

may be his caca ness

he's lucy liu i'm uma turman :lips:

same love for rice maybee :lips:

he's lucy liu youra uma turman imma crazy born in the year 88 :lips:

woot woot ice hockey finland against russia playing it's like lotta against nicotine :shifty:

they play le game

nicotine vs lotta

l'amour is winning :love:

dunno yet, the game will show where's your heart at :lips:

doop doop mine's in a coal mine or in france

give me your barette and your sould youra ma MUSE :beatnik: :heart:

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.