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Léa!

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^ i agree with him. he is very smart. :smart: :wideeyed:

 

Why thank you :kiss:

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NO NO No imma robot

work work work is all i have in head :thinking:

no alcool nor grass i ain't no miceal

shake it shake it la gazolina

:laugh1:

 

Lea, now you are Japanese :chinese: Excellent :wink3:

Don't lie about your love for weed, booze and boys :wink3: :lol:

Your Tena avatar makes me feel like I gotta piss :( :lol:

Hope your weekend has been all you thought it could be :whip: :kiss:

imma more caca without ma guy :disappointed:

without your guy

are you guy intoxicated :thinking:

it stinks :smartass:

imma intoxicated with arabic food :sick:

i need tena for ma poo because i cant use the loo :toilet:

warm the toilet seat friend :thinking:

ask santa claus help ;)

santa claus is in ma bed perverting ma teddy bear :sick:

michale jackson's syndrome

WATCH OUT

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'M GONNA MAKE A SIN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:thinking: :/ ;)

 

 

 

 

SIN DONE :uhoh:

 

 

 

 

 

:wacky:

woot woot...madonna sin using ma stereo :chinese:

naaaaaaaaaaaah :idea2:

wrong answer

 

 

 

 

:/

i'm worried it was the wrong answer mafesis. :/ or nemesis :/

imma not the nemesis...im luigi :wideeyed:

no you aren't :disappointed: you're bowser or browsing porn :wacko:

:laugh1:

browsing porn or children on forest :kid:

yo yo yo this is porn files

i'm fox you're scully :wacky:

those are the xxx files...

cops are waiting for moi in the metro station :disappointed:

imma intoxicated with arabic food

i ate in an indian restaurant last week :inquisitive:

food there = too hot

i ate chicken tikka massala (or something similar, i'mma don't remember :disappointed: ) it was good. miam miam with rice :goofy: i wanna go again! :wacky:

i'm fox you're scully

oh lala :smart:

hot air tube :wacky:

i'm surfing on it like on ocean floor :thinking:

no..you're not jesus to surf in le ocean floor :thinking:

imma farting :sick:

tikka masala i have tasted too :wideeyed:

my old english teacher was called timo tikka :disappointed: and tikka means a woodpecker :laugh1: masa is a nickname for all those whose first name is matti. my group leader is called matti :disappointed:

matti :wacko:

reminds me of a french actress who is 132cm tall :idea2:

and a joke associated with that :wideeyed:

tell it if it's toilet enough :wideeyed:

matti is dead :/

how is it happened :/

she's hanged with a bonzai :chinese:

 

 

 

:toilet:

:laugh3: :toilet: = :love:

 

fuck you i use emoticons as much as i want to i'm fucking 13 :angry:

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

all my feeling are multiplicated by 5 or maroon :thinking:

:kid :kid :kid: :kid: :kid:

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