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Can you possibly make jokes that don't take the piss out of me?

 

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You don't like people taking the piss out of you,so don't do it too me!!

You don't like people taking the piss out of you,so don't do it too me!!

 

It appears you have contracted doomitis. Seek medical attention immediately!!:stunned:

It appears you have contracted doomitis. Seek medical attention immediately!!:stunned:

haha! everyone just calm down on this page you swines! :laugh3:

 

rick you do know that mark is joking most of the time? if not all? he only comunicates through jokes...even to his mum...that's why he was chucked out at the age of 5 :laugh3:

 

no-one can cope with 100 englishman and an irishman jokes in a day :o

 

(that was a big long joke for any daft people)

haha! everyone just calm down on this page you swines! :laugh3:

 

rick you do know that mark is joking most of the time? if not all? he only comunicates through jokes...even to his mum...that's why he was chucked out at the age of 5 :laugh3:

 

no-one can cope with 100 englishman and an irishman jokes in a day :o

 

(that was a big long joke for any daft people)

 

Well put, matey. Some people really need to chill!!:P

If anyone takes any of this seriously they really need a sense-of-humour by-pass!!:rolleyes:

haha! everyone just calm down on this page you swines! :laugh3:

 

rick you do know that mark is joking most of the time? if not all? he only comunicates through jokes...even to his mum...that's why he was chucked out at the age of 5 :laugh3:

 

no-one can cope with 100 englishman and an irishman jokes in a day :o

 

(that was a big long joke for any daft people)

 

 

 

 

Hahaha.......:dozey:

Gosh.. I came back to coldplaying!

It seems you did,Are you friendlier?

It seems you did,Are you friendlier?

 

When was she not??:confused:

There were a few times i recall...

There were a few times i recall...

 

I have no recollection. Can you remember the circumstances??:confused:

Nope,i just remembered some unpleasant things when i saw the user name,although i cannot recall the exact goings on.

I have no recollection. Can you remember the circumstances??:confused:

yes rick... what were you wearing?...was it cold outside? :laugh3:

THESE[/url] FOR ME.

 

Do you play football??:confused:

No. :dozey:

 

So why do you want a pair of football shoes??:confused:

I do play, I was being sarcastic.

 

Well some people do buy things like that just to pose, you know!!:rolleyes:

Well some people do buy things like that just to pose, you know!!:rolleyes:

like phil neville :rolleyes:

Hmmm...I can't imagine buying a $200 pair just to stand there. But I suppose people do actually do that, I've seen it, especially in the MLS. :disappointed:

 

I don't even watch any leagues or anything. We mostly don't get any leagues other than the MLS. But I do watch international matches and stuff. Not enough to know what's going on, because ESPN hates soccer.

like phil neville :rolleyes:

 

How can you pose when you look like that??:stunned:

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