too much stress and from being a grouchy old lady :p

 

 

sq

old people

 

what is the difference between fur and hair?

Maroon :wacky:

What do you think Crests real name is? (if you are crests, then make up on or tell us :p)

bonita

 

why do cats attack cute things?

Because they are not bananas.

 

Why are bananas so awesome?

Cuz of their shape :wink3:

:laugh3:

sq

because they are NOT.

 

why are apples more aweshum than bananuz?

Cuz Chris named his daughter that? :laugh3:

SQ :p

That is a lie.

 

 

Why don't bananas have rights?

because they are in a banana republic

 

why do green apples look better in suits?

Because no one wants to see them naked :inquisitive:

 

Why do bananas taste so good?

because deep underneath they have an inner kelsie filling :wacky:

 

why is ewic like teh most aweshums girlyman evah?

Because all the bananas and kittehs of the world said so. :wacky:

 

Why am I married to a tranny?

because you love shim

 

what is the secret to a successful casserole?

Human meat

 

 

 

sq

Kittehs.

 

What is the meaning of life?

a lot of love :nice:

 

oh, the meaning of life? there isn't one (how daunting :surprised:)

 

where is yahoo?

on the world wide web

 

 

Did you know that in Arizona it's illegal to hunt llamas??!?!

Nope :\

Haha.

 

Do you have Yahoo?

Yes.

 

How many hours do you spend at coldplaying.com per day - on an average?

2-3 hours I guess

 

SQ.

Too many to count.

 

Are bananas your favorite fruit?

Answer the questions above you

 

Yes.

 

Do you like apples?

i'm eating one right now .

yes

 

do you hate tomatoes ?

No, on the contrary. I loove tomatoes (in fact, I'm going to eat very soon - ham, eggs and one big tomato).

 

Do you like animals (dogs, cats or the like)?