Someone told me they was two months pregent recently and it has perplexed me who was the daddy so I found this to see if it would help me find out !!

 

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The following are all replies that British women

> > >> > have put on Child Support Agency forms in the

> > >> > section for listing father's details:

> > >> >

> > >> > These are genuine excerpts from the forms. (???)

> > >> >

> > >> > 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,

> > >> > child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure

> > >> > as to the identity of the father of child B, but I

> > >> > believe that he was conceived on the same night.

> > >> >

> > >> > 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of

> > >> > my child as I was being sick out of a window

> > >> > when taken unexpectedly from behind.

> > >> > I can provide you with a list of names of men that I

> > >> > think were at the party if this helps.

> > >> >

> > >> > 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.

> > >> > She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where

> > >> > I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night.

> > >> > I do rememberthat the sex was so good that I fainted.

> > >> > If youdo manage to track down the father can you

> > >> > send me his phone number? Thanks

> > >> >

> > >> > 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.

> > >> > He drives a BMW that now has ahole made by my stiletto in one

> > >> > of the doorpanels.

> > >> > Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area

> > >> > and see if he's had it replaced.

> > >> >

> > >> > 5. I have never had sex with a man.

> > >> > I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming

> > >> > that my son's conception was immaculate

> > >> > and that he is Christ risen again.

> > >> >

> > >> > 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's

> > >> > dad as he informs me that to do so

> > >> > would blow his cover and that would have

> > >> > cataclysmic implications for the British

> > >> > economy.

> > >> > I am torn between doing right by you and right by

> > >> > the country. Pleaseadvise.

> > >> >

> > >> > 7. Peter Smith is the father of child A.

> > >> > If you do catch up with him can you ask

> > >> > him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

> > >> >

> > >> > 8. From the dates it seems that my

> > >> > daughter was conceived at EuroDisney.

> > >> > Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

> > >> >

> > >> > 9. So much about that night is a blur.

> > >> > The only thing that I remember for sure

> > >> > is Delia Smith did a program about

> > >> > eggs earlier in the evening.

> > >> > If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather

> > >> > than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive,

> > >> > mine might have remained unfertilized.

> > >> >

> > >> > AND THE WINNER!!!!!:

> > >> >

> > >> > You really have to love it when a

> > >> > complex problem gets reduced to

> > >> > easy to understand philosophical

> > >> > thinking such as this.

> > >> >

> > >> > 10. I am unsure as to the identity of

> > >> > the father of my baby, after all when

> > >> > you eat a can of beans you can't be

sure which one made you fart.

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It's sooooooo funny!!! Specially the first one!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

:lol:

 

And the last one :lol: :lol:

And I'm curious about who is that pregnant lady? A friend of you, Daryl?

Yes and very good one she is too. ! And the baby is going to have a beattiful god mother as well. !

Ooooooh, it's gonna be a lucky baby!

But do you think the baby will be healthy? I don't know if the mum is having a healthy life the LAST days...

:lol:

AND THE WINNER!!!!!:

> > >> >

> > >> >

> > >> >

> > >> > 10. I am unsure as to the identity of

> > >> > the father of my baby, after all when

> > >> > you eat a can of beans you can't be

sure which one made you fart.

 

This may be the funniest thing I have ever heard :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: if you could only do a dna test on a fart like you cand do with a baby :lol:

Lol yeah, I'd soon punish that little orange thing :inquisitive: :sneaky:

 

Lol yeah, I'd soon punish that little orange thing :inquisitive: :sneaky:

 

 

 

lol, thats right man, BLAME THE BEANS! :lol:

Baby.