A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. The sales girl says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; 'cause it's sooooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."

 

:P

So handy on bad days.

 

funny joke too :D

hmm :rolleyes:

handy on bad days? oh dear god :o :lol:

I only speak the truth. Tampons bring out the truth in all of us! Or something like that. Hmm.

I only speak the truth. Tampons bring out the truth in all of us! Or something like that. Hmm.

So good i said it twice

:lol: i dont know if tampons bring the truth out in me as i've never used them :lol:

this was gross... yet a bit humorous...

man's best invention.

I love tampons.

:lol: this is turning into a pro tampons thread

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. The sales girl says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; 'cause it's sooooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."

 

:P

 

:rolleyes:

Eww I refuse to use tampons. I hate having something constantly up there :sick:

:lol: :lol:

 

i concur. :lol:

Eww I refuse to use tampons. I hate having something constantly up there :sick:

 

 

mmmhh.... you say that now.... but what do you gonna say later???..... :wink3: :wink3: :wink3:

:o Sorry, I can't comment, I'm not qualified...

Tampons should be banned in every country :smug:

Every country might get a bit messy then if my understanding of what they do is correct...

I agree with Kirsten :smug:

:lol: :lol: i agree avec la filles. :P

:rolleyes: :o

:lol:

good joke dave :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks man,

 

I just cant help but think that all these girls are a little messy now :rolleyes:

 

oh well, i guess some people like au natural :lol: