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post it or nothing

or coma onlinegative on msn and send it :heart:

my eyes want the ultimate pleasure

lalalalal give me another pedrogasm

:lips:

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pedrorgasm :laugh1:

 

Puah i can't get in msn, dunno why

msn has blocked me

la mafia çà pue :confused:

the mafia had blocked me too but then it suddenly let me enter the corleone board room when i tried again puah :ears:

 

i want to see le draw though :heart:

you don't want me to start maspedrolating :lips:

i've been trying and trying but it'still blocked me

la mafia çà pue

bill gates aussi

puah he should oipen his microsolf caus it begins to smell the mushroom :confused:

puah i hate le msngative

it always stand on way

imam gonna go and show my backfire to every bill and gate i can find

puah

this puts a crown to my crappy day :(

wait me i'm gonna show him ma ho on moves

he's gonna his eyes in ma omelettes made with duckies eggs

puah and if he could loose not his breath but some of his money on ma omelettes it could miss fine

your tena lady who is wasting her time watching caca series

:lips:

ashes to ashes

dust to dust

that's the name of the game

imma ABBA

:vampire:

 

la which series caca are you watching?

st tropez i hope :lips:

imma jessicagative,

Fabio

:disguise:

i've seen 5 minutes of st tropez today puah it was so good that i didn't get nausea

actpors are all good for the oscars :lips:

it's le nerd jessica

st tropez errare est :lips:

is cousin caca still studying for cook bookgative?

imma gonna watcha the oscar gala tomorrow ( is it tomrorowa imma not sura :tongue: )

lalala nerd :heart: jessicam whhahaa

 

bald & the beautiful

caca cousin has his exams this morning

he has drawn but not as funny as ma draw

:lips:

oh lalala this morning sunday morning marhoon 5 or nothing c'est la vie

puah imma sure it goes in your blooda le articity :heart:

puah she will be loved is the only single radios have over here

i can change the channel but ther'e still playing the same song

music stations always play the same song i'm bored with the concept of eright and wrong

:lips:

words of wisdom i have heard from your mouth

i am watching stars of wars now

sammakko sammakko sammakko

toma culo :heart:

r2d2 and princess leia

i want the same hair :elvis

cause all is in the hair

love was in the hair :elvis:

 

now it's gonegative

 

i grieve on my own grave

:chinese:

 

i hope my funeral will be very japanese

sushis all over the place

my coffin wil be covered with salmon skin :heart:

 

lalalalalla

will you promise me one thinga?

 

to bring cousin caca with you in ma funeralgative and that he could present a haiku-poem in ma funeralgative :lips:

 

i would die happily then mwhahahaha :vampire:

woot no no and no

you will die after me

cause it's not your time to go :lips:

:confused:

nooo your botox butt will be bouncing left, right, up, down and to every other direction you can't come up with long after the days have passed of me :lips:

 

it's my gonegative soon lalalalal. as if anyone would noticegative :dozey:

 

lalal but it doesn't matter. at least i have heard a mushroom :ears:

botox your backfire

then it looks like tom jones

sex bomb sex bomb you're ma sex bomb

puah i know some many weird songs therefore i'm le weirdish

:lips:

mwahhaha you're only weirdish it comes in handy

i want to do something with ma hands

lalalalalla fucking computer i hate yougative

this day sucks lalala it's good that i am going from paris to berlin on monday :heart:

les ordis çà puent

et les hommes aussi

i'm reading two books on the same time :stunned:

i am reading " Yellow Dogs " in english

how brutal

 

puah i have come up with a theory

to add to the one we discovered last nightgative

 

a man becomes a diva when

 

#1 he is at least decent at playing guitar

#2 puah now my memory has gone bad and i can't remember the second thing anymore

 

i smell :laugh3:

:lol: aw bless you, you're going senile like moi :tongue:

you smell so good

how could it hurt me when it smells so good

it's fabiohood or puah

viva el piss continent

even if pirates are here

puah je pue :laugh1:

i smell like green mashrooms and now you have gone offlinegative. :angry: puah i still love you :heart:

 

ali is still here though :lips:

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