October 14, 200421 yr >How To Shower Like a Woman > >Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to >lights and darks. > >Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the >way, cover up any exposed areas. > >Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more >sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. > >Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide >loofah and pumice stone. > >Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. > >Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with >grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. > >Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. > >Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. > >Rinse conditioner off hair. > >Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in >shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. > >Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. > >Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. > >Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. > >If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man > >Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a >pile. > >Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at >her making the 'woo-woo' sound. > >Look at your manly physique in the mirror. > >Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. > >Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. > >Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. > >Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. > >Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. > >Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. > >Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. > >Rinse off and get out of shower. > >Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was >hanging >out of tub the whole time. > >Admire wiener size in mirror again. > >Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. > >Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off >towel, >shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. > >Throw wet towel on bed. > >If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, >there is something so very wrong with you.
October 14, 200421 yr heheheheheheheh thanx daryl!!!! cool to cya!!! i'm good, a bit nervous cuz i have a fucking exam in 2 hours
October 14, 200421 yr Author Good Luck *****prays for u. Drink some fresh water or milk helps you concentrate better and eases nurves. If u can get some peppermint tea that would be ideal
October 14, 200421 yr Good Luck *****prays for u. Drink some fresh water or milk helps you concentrate better and eases nurves. If u can get some peppermint tea that would be ideal i need a beer and a cigarrette! :smoking:
October 14, 200421 yr something is very wrong, WHERE IS THE LAUGHING SMILEY?! i would put that if i could find it :dozey:
October 14, 200421 yr something is very wrong' date=' WHERE IS THE LAUGHING SMILEY?! i would put that if i could find it :dozey:[/quote'] you're so right alison!!!!!! where is it?
October 14, 200421 yr :D some of it's true. But i definitely don't Tilex the shower after i'm done, which reminds me, i probably should clean it soon.
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