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Headaches and Condoms


Guest DavidG

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Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.

 

"I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."

 

"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"

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