Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.

 

"I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."

 

"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"

neither funny... lalalalalala

:rolleyes: :lol:

i don't understand the joke

i do..and it's not v funny

Someone tell me what that means.

sigh...

 

 

the guy is winking...the pharmacists think he is asking for condoms cos he is winking when he asks for aspirin....

I know some jokes about women and their non understanding sense about them... haha

:lol:

:shifty: :embarrased:

Ok, I'm gonna try some...

 

How many times does a woman laught when u tell her a joke?? 3 times

 

When u tell her, when u explain her and when she really understands it.

Isn't that joke about blondes Charles?

Anyway Dave i allready heard different verson of that joke and it's not funny at all.

i thought the original joke was funny :huh:

and who knows the original joke? :idea2:

here in Spain there´s another version.

Isn't that joke about blondes Charles?

 

I didn't mention blondes in my joke. Btw, here's another

 

How do you extend woman's liberty??

making the kitchen bigger...

 

Ok, I'll stop now

:lol:

johntheemofag: i wish more girls would get on birth control

johntheemofag: having sex with a condom on is like showering with a raincoat.

 

:lol:

i don't understand the joke

 

me either :huh:

old joke Man...:P

How do you extend woman's liberty??

making the kitchen bigger...

 

 

*claps hands* :dozey:

:embarrased: well! i didn't know it!