November 21, 200421 yr Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms. "I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms." "Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"
November 21, 200421 yr sigh... the guy is winking...the pharmacists think he is asking for condoms cos he is winking when he asks for aspirin....
November 21, 200421 yr I know some jokes about women and their non understanding sense about them... haha
November 21, 200421 yr Ok, I'm gonna try some... How many times does a woman laught when u tell her a joke?? 3 times When u tell her, when u explain her and when she really understands it.
November 21, 200421 yr Isn't that joke about blondes Charles? Anyway Dave i allready heard different verson of that joke and it's not funny at all.
November 21, 200421 yr and who knows the original joke? :idea2: here in Spain there´s another version.
November 21, 200421 yr Isn't that joke about blondes Charles? I didn't mention blondes in my joke. Btw, here's another How do you extend woman's liberty?? making the kitchen bigger... Ok, I'll stop now
November 24, 200421 yr johntheemofag: i wish more girls would get on birth control johntheemofag: having sex with a condom on is like showering with a raincoat. :lol:
November 24, 200421 yr How do you extend woman's liberty?? making the kitchen bigger... *claps hands* :dozey:
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