Albie, im not kissing your asshole though mate!

 

i dont like to kiss guys full stop but thats just way out of my thing :angry:

 

 

no, mate that's a Jay-Z lyric from 99 Problems

He may be getting married to him...but he doesn`t have to kiss his asshole :stunned: :lol:

 

damn right :lol:

^ :lol:

mwaahahahahahahah! :D

who would ever want to kiss an asshole? :stunned:

:wink3:

 

just kidding :lol:

hiii my dave! :kiss:

:stunned: creepy :lol:

yeah :lol:

:lol:

 

*walks slowly away from Albie*

:lol:

 

*walks slowly away from Albie*

 

 

:stunned:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*air guitars to Ana Johnsson* :lol:

Your so vein i bet you think this song is about you :P

self absorbed David

 

:lol: :D

im not vein, i have a mirror :lol:

:lol: Wasn`t talking about you....im in a random mood

 

you left the cake out in the raaaaaain

i meant vain but...oh crap

 

my cake in the rain! :stunned:

:lol:

:cry: my poor cake

:lol:

 

Cheeeesy dippers better than chiiiiickkken dippers better than wafffffflllleeees in the moooorning

 

im knakered lol :lol:

I don't know what the fuck i'm gonna write

Your cake has sunk lol :lol:

^ :rolleyes:

you sunk my cheese cake i mean battle ship :lol:

:lol: When battleships sink they make a plop noise

 

Ok where am i getting this from lol

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