i'll start off your big f-off return with lyrics! then comes a rap

 

on the top of an office block

sits a man of business, a man of means

he's got intrays and ashtrays

he is up to his neck in computers and tragedy queens

undermining his overdraft with lunches with the president

he got indecision and indigestion

and he wonders where the last ten million went

but what do i get when i say to his face?

let me take you to a better place

 

wild horses wouldn't drag me there

wild horses wouldn't make me care

i know where i belong

and i've been here too long

wild horses wouldn't drag me there

wild horses wouldn't make me care

i know where i belong

and i've been here too long

 

on the side of a mountainlives a man of nature, a man of peace

he got no food and no money

and he's waiting for his merciful release

works his fingers to the bone

just to make it through the winter snows

he's got nothing to do and no one to do it to

and he wonders where the buffalo goes

but what do i get when i say to his face?

let me take you to a better place

 

wild horses wouldn't drag me there

wild horses wouldn't make me care

i know where i belong

and i've been here too long

wild horses wouldn't drag me there

wild horses wouldn't make me care

i know where i belong

and i've been here too long

wild horses wouldn't drag me there

wild horses wouldn't make me care

i know where i belong

and i've been here too long

wild horses wouldn't drag me there

wild horses wouldn't make me care

i know where i belong

and i've been here too long

 

Wouldn't it be Good - Nik Kershaw

schweeetttt

 

david is the best. :kiss:

yeah i know, i cant help myself!

 

so lets bring Lauren up to speed in the only way we can! with super fast info rewind

 

*zup zup zup*

yay fourm history report!

Okeydokey, well firstly,

 

DavidG became Captain Charisma Cool - an egotistical maniac!

he also got a few groupies haha, Albie (now known as Goat Boy) and Laura (Lollypop) who are both very cool people to talk to, so you should get to know them!

 

Ren hit his 10,000 and then dissapeared for a bit!

 

Mafe changed her name then came back

Lea = CunAkira

 

a few people, Liquidsky, jo loves coldplaying, etc have dissapeared for a while and havent been seen really..

 

awards came about, people went mad about them, the various expected people won who everyone thought would won, denise got mrs coldplaying, ren got mr coldplaying, albie closest to put someone into retirement, lotta got 2 awards for siggy and avatar and i got newcomer and interesting stuff!

 

Ari is poetically mad but very good!

 

hmmmm, king of burgers gone mental and is probably bisexual!

 

new guy Buckley is here and is a bit of a pimp!

 

other than that...everything is pretty much the same! :)

i was aware about the awards, i was eyeing them considering i was nominated for one. thank you davey!

doublepost

Forum report: Im reilly, and I rap.

 

Bump, ba chiss, bump bump ba chiss

Yo me an' DG gonna bring da house down

With our wicked beats and super duper sounds

Wearin crowns and rings and shiaaat

Everyone listen up you all my biaaatch

Werd DG. Bump, ba chiss, wicka wicka.

The Unforgettable Fire

 

Ice, your only rivers run cold.

These city lights, they shine as silver and gold.

Dug from the night, your eyes as black as coal.

 

Walk on by, walk on through.

Walk till you run and don't look back

For here I am.

 

Carnival, the wheels fly and the colours spin through alcohol.

Red wine that punctures the skin.

Face to face in a dry and waterless place.

 

Walk on by, walk on through.

So sad to besiege your love oh hang on.

 

Stay this time, stay tonight in a lie.

I'm only asking, but I, I think you know.

Come on take me away, come on take me away

Come on take me home, home again.

 

And if the mountains should crumble

Or disappear into the sea

Not a tear, no not I.

 

Stay this time, stay tonight in a lie.

Ever after is a long time.

And if you save your love, save it all, save it all

Don't push me too far, don't push me too far.

Tonight, tonight.

haha no problem!

 

here is the amzing reilly :)

hey reilly! :kiss:

Hey hey hey

What I gotsta say is-

*Breakdown*

Ima teacha not a preacha

I squeeze peeches like a priest

Who needs cheese.

 

Bah, David, its just not working anymore, I cant do it, I just cant.

 

Hey lauren!

lol

:lol: man its ok, its ok , its late, our powers are running low pal! :)

hahahah you're running on empty love :kiss:

*snaps whip*

 

dance my little monkies. dance!

you have lil monkeys? :stunned:

*points at you* yes

well then let me be the first to say

 

eek eek, can I have a banana?

if you dance. *holds banana over head*

shouldn't that be Lauren's question tho...? :P

 

 

 

*slaps hands* :embarrased:

awwwwwwwwwwww

 

*dances*

shouldn't that be Lauren's question tho...? :P

 

 

 

*slaps hands* :embarrased:

 

terrible :lol:

awwwwwwwwwwww

 

*dances*

 

*pats head and gives him banana*

 

good boy.

i love bananas