ever try to outsmart a woman..........

>

> There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his

> money, and

> was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died,

> he said to

> his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it in the

> casket with me. I want

> to take my money to the afterlife with me."

>

> So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he

> died, she

> would put all of the money in the casket with him.

>

> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting

> there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished

> the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the

> casket, the

> wife said, "Wait just a

> minute!"

>

> She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in

> the casket.

>

> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and the rolled it away.

>

> So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that

> money in there with your husband."

>

> The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my

> word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that

> casket with

> him."

>

> "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?

>

> "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into

> my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,

> he can spend it."

> ---------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Women Are Smarter Than Men

>

> Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,

> Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a

> singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm

> just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or

> two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman

> went home with Charles,

> and the next day she became his stepmother!

> ----------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Women's Revenge

>

> "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the

> woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a

> remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry

> your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband

> refused to come

> shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing

> I could do

> to him.

> ---------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)

>

> I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand

> how you can

> take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair

> out by the

> root, and still be afraid of a spider.

> ----------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Wife Vs Husband

>

> A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying

> a word. An

> earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to

> concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,

> goats, and pigs,

> the husband asked sarcastically "Relatives of yours?"

>

> "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

> ---------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Words

>

> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a

> day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be

> because we have to repeat

> everything to men. The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

> ----------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Stupid And Beautiful

>

> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and

> so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to

> explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

> God made me

> stupid so I would be attracted to you!

> ----------------------------------------------------------------

>

> The Beast

>

> Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was

> losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out

> the beast in me." So what?" his wife

> shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"

> ----------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Coffee

>

> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew

> the coffee

> each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,

> and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

>

> The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and

> you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my

> coffee."

>

> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that

> the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,

> "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the

> New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed

> says....

>

> "HEBREWS"

>

> Send this to every smart female you know and to the men that know their

> place!

and you needed this loang ass post to tell you not to trick women... lol I didnt even read it!! sorry daryl!! :laugh3: :kiss:

Did not read it myself someone sent me looked funny so I posted it. How was Keane ??

OH MY.... Keane was MEGA!!!!!

 

 

I was front row.. took crazy piccies and I'll post them here when I get them back.

> There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his

> money, and

> was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died,

> he said to

> his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it in the

> casket with me. I want

> to take my money to the afterlife with me."

>

> So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he

> died, she

> would put all of the money in the casket with him.

>

> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting

> there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished

> the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the

> casket, the

> wife said, "Wait just a

> minute!"

>

> She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in

> the casket.

>

> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and the rolled it away.

>

> So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that

> money in there with your husband."

>

> The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my

> word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that

> casket with

> him."

>

> "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?

>

> "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into

> my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,

> he can spend it."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats good :P

> ---------------------------------------------------------------

>

> Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)

>

> I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand

> how you can

> take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair

> out by the

> root, and still be afraid of a spider.

 

:laugh3:

> Coffee

>

> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew

> the coffee

> each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,

> and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

>

> The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and

> you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my

> coffee."

>

> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that

> the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,

> "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the

> New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed

> says....

>

> "HEBREWS"

hahah, now thats better :P

> Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was

> losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out

> the beast in me." So what?" his wife

> shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"

 

:lol: :lol:

Absoulutely brilliant :lol:

haha how true! genious

that sucks

:lol:

haha how true! genious

 

yeah!! i bet that shit was written by a man!!!! mwwahahahaa :lol: