While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on

>a

>beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and

>with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

>

>"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't

>need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

>

>

>

>The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be

>returned to that bottle forever."

>

>

>

>

>Bin Laden thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the

>woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in

>my bed

>in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"

>

>

>

>The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

>

>

>

>The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya

>Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken,

>and he had

>no health insurance.

>

>

>

>God is good.

 

 

 

teehee! :)

hahaha

 

his knees were broken

well, that's not the lamest joke I ever heard lol. :P

haha.. someone e-mailed it to me at work.. I thought it was cute.. :embarrased:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think you have to be United Staterian to understand that joke! :lol:

haha youi're funny sweetheart

Hilarious :lol:

:stunned: :dozey: :lol:

crude :sneaky: , but i liked it :P