Dear Bjork,

 

I don't know if you have it in Iceland, but here in America we have a holiday invented by the Hallmark corporation called "Valentine's Day," which is today, February 14th. I think its two objectives are to convince suckers with girlfriends that the only way she'll love you is if you spend all of your money on her because commercials told you to, and to convince suckers without girlfriends that they deserve to be lonely and miserable. Something like that, I'm not entirely sure.

 

Anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to come here to Philadelphia and spend Valentine's Day with me. I could tell you all about our stupid American customs and traditions, and you could make me happy for probably the rest of the year. It'd be the least you could do after I spent all that money on your CD's and DVD and stuff. Give back to the fans, especially the ones who think you're totally hot. I'll pick you up at the airport at 11:00, unless I hear back from you.

 

Yours truly,

Tom

nice letter Professor

 

can I have an A on my next term paper ? :P

Dear Bjork,

 

I don't know if you have it in Iceland, but here in America we have a holiday invented by the Hallmark corporation called "Valentine's Day," which is today, February 14th. I think its two objectives are to convince suckers with girlfriends that the only way she'll love you is if you spend all of your money on her because commercials told you to, and to convince suckers without girlfriends that they deserve to be lonely and miserable. Something like that, I'm not entirely sure.

 

Anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to come here to Philadelphia and spend Valentine's Day with me. I could tell you all about our stupid American customs and traditions, and you could make me happy for probably the rest of the year. It'd be the least you could do after I spent all that money on your CD's and DVD and stuff. Give back to the fans, especially the ones who think you're totally hot. I'll pick you up at the airport at 11:00, unless I hear back from you.

 

Yours truly,

Tom

 

all is full of loooooooooooooooooooove! :cool:

Well! i can't say nothing because in my country we don't celebrate valentines day

^ what is that Mafe ? :stunned:

what??? in colombia don't celebrate valentines day!! what can i do??? probably Tom is right!

sorry to get you mad Mafe :(

you didn't!

oh :)

:lol: :cool:

Tom PEEEEED! That was great, did she respond?

haha awesome I :heart: Björk

so what did she say? Im all curious now :P