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You cheap tramp friend :thinking:

 

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You cheap tramp friend :thinking:

 

:laugh1:

 

fuck you asshole friend rink

 

:laugh1: :laugh1:

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rink or half blink ;)

 

Half blink I think :thinking: friend

lumberjack doesn't want to make a kid with me friend :disappointed:

 

blink 182 all the small penises :wideeyed:

Yeah, i wouldn't try with those guys you don't want a kid with dodgy tastes in music on your hands!!

 

can i make a kid with you then? :wideeyed:

 

Yeah, no problem! Although, my taste in music is hardly superfantastic! :(

Yeah, i wouldn't try with those guys you don't want a kid with dodgy tastes in music on your hands!!

 

can i make a kid with you then? :wideeyed:

 

Yeah, no problem! Although, my taste in music is hardly superfantastic! :(

 

awesome! what kind of a kid do you want? :wideeyed:

I would like a medium sized kid with plenty of free accessories and a nice big smile please :)

i think we'll gonna have to boost it up with your smile because mine sucks. it looks like i'm eating mushrooms :disappointed: how big is your "smile"? :wink3:

Oh DEAR! A mushroomy smile is no good for anyone! Mine's as big as a coconut, is that good enough? :happy2:

that's a good one :wideeyed: i'll double it so the kid will be twice as happy looking :nice: :laugh1: how good of a parent am i? :charming:

The BESTESTEST! I'm so glad you are bring up our smiley child! :blush:

i'm the BESTESTESTICAL :heart:

but what if the kid comes out as damaged? :disappointed: what if it has a penis in the place of a head? :disappointed:

That would be a shame, maybe we should take some medicines to make sure that doesn't happen, like asprin or something, that should do the trick! Phew problem solved. No penis heads. no problem! :D

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You would want it to have a penis head because otherwise there would be no grandchildren :laugh1:

 

NOW IM THE ONE WHO MADE A KID HAHAHAHA :laugh1: :laugh1:

NOOOOOOOOO! I want the kid, thats so unfair :cry: You are a real meany. :( My kiddy.

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You are confused like Nika XD not like Albie :wacko:

Woohoo, well at least i can salvage something from this! :idea2:

the time has come to ... make new kids :wideeyed: screw Football Factory, here comes KidsVeuxLotta Factory :wideeyed:

sure :charming: just make sure you don't make too many kids when you're on holiday :disappointed:

I'll try but it's hard though, sometimes they just keep popping out when i can't help it! :(

i know! like today i was queuing for some junk food in 'Donalds and suddenly twins just popped out and i was like " dude can you take care of this for the sec i get my big mac swallowed " :confused:

Oh my, thats a shame, I had triplets once in my sleep, but i didn't realise and they ran away, it was a very sad day :disappointed: :sick: :bigcry:

awww :( you know what was the funniest though. i was doing parachuting and suddenly felt some pressure down there.. and babies started popping and pushing up the jump suit and they all fell as a long line to China and now they're working there on rice fields :chinese: i'm a proud mom :heart:

Awww how sweet! :blush: You've got a real legacy going out there, we should start our own country!

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