Well! i was so bored and i decided to search some homer simpson quotes!! i'm falling off my chair! hahaha...

 

*All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

*If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

*And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

 

*If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

 

*WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?

 

*Ooh! sensory depravation kicks ass!

 

*Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

 

*Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead.

 

*Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.?

The kids can call you Hoju!

 

*Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

 

*Ha ha! Look at this country! You are gay!? Ha ha!

 

*Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

 

"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."

 

Two of my favorites.

:cheesy:

Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.?

The kids can call you Hoju!

 

THAT'S WICKED!

I only know one off-hand.

 

D'OH!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!