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this is a 'habib' - i didn't go photographing random habibs because i would surely have been bashed, so i went on my friends blog instead and stole a few of her friends photos. so if i'm missing here for a week or two, you know they've found out i've posted this here.

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What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?

Fathers Day!

 

How do you start an argument with a chav?

Speak!

 

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?

The burglar.

 

What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

 

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

 

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

 

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.

 

Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight

of stairs.

 

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

 

What do you say to a chav at work?

Can i have a big mac please?

 

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?

She is the most pregnant one.

 

What do chavs use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter!

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