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The "Spot The Chav" Thread

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there was an article about chavs yesterday... argh too many go to eastgardens!!!!!!!!! woe is me

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there was an article about chavs yesterday... argh too many go to eastgardens!!!!!!!!! woe is me

 

An article WHERE?? Aussie press? Did they actually use the term "chavs"??

yeah lol, its sweeping up the world! it was in a newspaper magazine

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But I told you first!! They're a bit slow, aren't they??

i think it was last weeks edition of the Sunday telegraph or Herald. it was in the extra bit called the Sunday Magazine or wateva... just a small article

lol yes. btw i just saw ur motto in ur sig. nice one!

bonnie was it from a couple of days ago (from last sunday - 17th july) or the sunday before that?

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If anyone can find it, please post it on here. :)

this is a 'habib' - i didn't go photographing random habibs because i would surely have been bashed, so i went on my friends blog instead and stole a few of her friends photos. so if i'm missing here for a week or two, you know they've found out i've posted this here.

ok..ive just realized..we also have chavs here in mexico!!

lol nuce one bonita. heres one we have for some reason...

i used to know the girl in the black shirt with her arm around the girl in the red shirt... i love the thing down the bottom: KINKY :lol:

What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?

Fathers Day!

 

How do you start an argument with a chav?

Speak!

 

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?

The burglar.

 

What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.

 

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

 

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

 

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.

 

Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight

of stairs.

 

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

 

What do you say to a chav at work?

Can i have a big mac please?

 

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?

She is the most pregnant one.

 

What do chavs use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter!

I wear a baseball cap...... does that make me a chav?

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