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I HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL!

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OK MY MOM AND I SAW PHONE BOOTH TONIGHT.....COLIN FARREL WAS BRILLIANT!!!!! AFTER THE MOVIE WE WENT TO A RESTAURANT. A WAITOR WALKS BY AND GLANCES AT MY MUM THAN WALKS A LITTLE STOPS AND TUNRS AROUND AND SAYS THAT OUR "ACTUAL" WAITOR IS BUSY AND GETS OUR ORDERS...IN OTHER WORDS HE WAS SAYING THAT MY MOM IS A SEXY BEAST AND HE WANTS TO WAIT ON HER FOR 30 MINS. OKAY THIS GUY WAS LITERALLY STARING MY MUM DOWN...I REFUSED TO MKAE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM!!!! HAHA HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY DISREGARDING THAT I WAS ALIVE AND WOULD CONSTANLTY REFILL MY MUM'S TEA. I WAS LIKE" MUM! WERE IS YOUR WEDDING RINGS!!!!" . WE ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE AND WE REALIZED THAT THE TEXAS-SARACUSE GAME WAS TOO COLSE TO LEAVE. SO WE ARE SITTING AT OUR TABLE AND THE FREKAY WAITOR COMES UP TO CLEAN OFF OUR TABLE AND HE GETS IN MY FACE AND W/ A HOPEFUL TONE IS HIS VOICE HE SAYS.."YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU LIKE" I WAS LIKE WTF YOUR FREAKING ME OUT! ......SO WE ARE WATCHING AND THIS GUY COMES UP AND SITS DOWN WHERE MY MUM AND I ARE SITTING....HE IS SOO YOUNG BUT HE ISNT FOCUSED ON ME BUT HE TELLS MY MOM THAT SHE IS LONELY AND THAT SHE NEEDS A DATE. OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD....MY MOM WAS LIKE YOUR SO SWEET BUT IM MARRIED.....HAHA I GO...ARE YOU HITTING ON MY MUM AND HE WAS LIKE I BELIVE SO AND IM LIKE HOW OLD ARE YOU AND HE SAYS 15! LOL OF COURSE IT WAS A JOKE BUT IT WAS FUNNY......SO THE WHOLE POINT.....MY MOM GOT ACTION TONITE.....FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING OF COURSE ;)

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it was...colin farrel was awsome.....i could see him winning an oscar....he was funny too to those hookers....i love it when he said, cuz me and my sis joke around and call eachother this, ok when he said .well your a dirty skank....i laughed so hard! he actually made me cry!...it wa sso hard for him to cover up his adorable irish accent.....mmmmm i love his accent

hes SO SEXY with his accent! yum yum! l love scott/english/irish accents! :P :D

Bet your mum's feeling good after all that attention, Amanda! :D

He got rid of his Irish accent for a New York one.

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yea but it didnt work right...oh well he still made me cry!!!!

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me oh sry was that shocking?

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