ok this time your eyes arent messed up and it's not pom.

 

i thought since someone in the other thread said chris watches it we could talk about it.

or say if you watch it, or if you know other people who watch it...what you think about it...

 

hehe

 

i remember one time when i was at a friends house i was going through her movies. there were a bunch of girls gone wild and other movies like that in there. i'm hoping it wasnt hers because i was pretty scared to hang around her or her parents after that. i would think they'd want to put that stuff where no one else sees it.

I remember once i was at my aunt's house so i went upstairs to her room and to watch television....and i opened the cabinet and i saw all these porno movies...i was really young, so i never really knew what they were..hhahaha :lol:

ah yes that's happened to me before.

i would hate it if i found something like that that belonged to my parents...i always try to keep away from their shit. i dont want to see it :?

:lol: Me neither....... :shock:

My guy friends all decided to rent porn one night. I guess it was a 'guys night out' thing. Don't ask why. Anyways, they ended up renting German porn. It was with a bunch of people having sex in the middle of a junk yard. There was an orgy going on in the middle of the yard and there was a woman off to the side getting off on it, going "Ya! Ya! Ya!" in her German accent. The 'Ya!' bit has now become our inside joke. Hee hee! :lol:

LOL

that's crazy!

 

i remember going to a party and people there had porn from the 80's....they all had mullets like george had on ian's old avatar. :o

LMAO!!!! :o That is hilarious!!!! I remember a couple of months ago i had a party at my house...my guy friends all gathered in the basement with the tv just chilling..... and this is like 3 am and i go downstairs and i hear all these noises...like girls moaning and shit..i'm like, "oh fuck, what's going on down there?" so i go downstairs and my friends are watching this porn movie that one of my idiotic friends brought over....

 

Needless to say, EVERYONE went downstairs and watched...we were just laughing..it was soooo funny...

 

I'm getting confused between the "pom" and the "porn" threads..haha

lol

 

i'll make the porn one all caps then :o

i view porn from time to time. it makes me feel dirty. i don't like it.

 

*waits for the awkardness to stop the thread*

hmm...maybe i'm just some kind of freak because it doesnt make me feel dirty. :o

 

did that make your awkardness go away?

:D i had this in my journal...i'm sure some of you've seen it.

hehe yep.

 

i've killed a few kittens in my day. :oops:

if you want to get into why it makes me feel dirty, i think it's because i actually have a girlfriend (but i only really see her once a week, what am i supposed to do??) and she finds any and all porn absolutely disgusting.

 

there, that should provide some more awkwardness as well as make a few people think i'm even weirder.

i'm a big fan of the x-files with david duchovny and one night i was sleepin over at my best friends house and we were watching some tv. we were flippin and we landed on show case and saw some show starting and it was with duchovny so we're like, hey this might be interesting. lol. and was it ever. hahaha the show was called the red shoe diary's and it's sooo funny. it's actually based on a movie which i ended up seeing a couple weeks later. i don't watch porn, but when it's on, it doesn't disgust me all that much, i just find it extremely funny.

LOOOOOL. masturbation is the safest sex out there :lol: ;)

LOL

that's crazy!

 

i remember going to a party and people there had porn from the 80's....they all had mullets like george had on ian's old avatar. :o

 

LOL :o yah l went to a party 2 years ago where there were porno movies playing when l got to the house and l was walking downstairs to the basement where it was playing... :shock: anyways, guys get turned on by the WEIRDEST things :roll: no offence....

:D i had this in my journal...i'm sure some of you've seen it.

 

LMFAO... classic.Not seen that picture for a while. :)

Some years ago they showed porn movies on almost EVERY channel at Saturday nights, after midnight. Most of them were pretty stupid with naive girls in the Alps and mischievous blokes trying to get them. Everytime I switched channels I saw something like that.

Well, I don't feel dirty watching them, but they don't work for me :shrug: :D

naive girls in the Alps and mischievous blokes trying to get them....

 

sounds like a story to me :D

You don't want to see it :D

lol. i think we've all been to parties that have porn in the background. my friends got this one from another country. it was hilarious. the girls would always like look into the camera and stuff while they were doing it to entice you. lol. there was this really bad dub track too.

Bavarian porns are rubbish. The girl always looks at the camera, rolling her HUGE BROWN eyes and sighing "Mei" all the time :roll:

what does that mean?

"Mei"

 

are you serious? they're that bad. i have to go watch me some foreign porn to see if this is true.

It's usually an exclamation of surprise. Mostly used by Bavarians.

And yes, I am serious. As serious as possible :D

the only kind i've seen that was in a different language was all in german. lol they were in some run down house doing it in the window....then on the front steps. they guy and the camera man were having a coversation which each other while the guy was at it.