well, I am addicted to Coldplay, I have seen them 9 times and met them 5 of those times. I live in a small town in Indiana, USA. It sucks ass. I work nites at a factory where I can spend most of the time here. lol I am planning on going back to Uni next year to get a degree in Radiology and I like to write, watch movies and have hot monkey sex. I love to travel and hopefully one day visit London, Paris and NZ of course.

have hot monkey sex

with who??? plus you've got a uk flag in your profile :huh:

I dont have anyone to have hot monkey sex with right now, but I am on the look out for someone :sneaky:

I am a brit wannabe, so that is the reason for the flag. lol

oh a wannabe.............yea england is a cool country

Mark is a sheep!!!!!

 

I hope not - you might try to mount me!! :stunned: :P

Ello Rick! :D :D

Hello Julia,ok mark then you are :freak:

Well now another episode begins, I should write all this down and start a sitcom. :lol:

Yea let's start a mark is a pain in the arse thread!!!!!!!!

There's my pilot right there. :D

yea,so you start the topic!!!!!!!!

Oh right a topic....lets seeeeee.....well I just had an event with a rather rapid moth....this is the third time this week, he attacks me out of nowhere nad flys in my hair.........and I scream and run around....swinging wildly........take it from there Rick

......and then suddenly mark the sheep appears out of nowhere and starts making funny noises........

.............................Rick ran to grap his pizza board flipper....also know as...*dramatic music* THE PADDLE DUM DUM DUM.............. :lol:

......and starts swinging his paddle really hard and gets mark the sheep right on the snout.........

........ and then he swatted the moth with it.............. but the moth was on Ash's butt..........

......so mark the sheep gets the moth and kills it......

Its a vast improvement on the other buts its hit recently. :lol:

not mine.... mine has a name

:stunned: For some reason I have a need to know the name, oh and I meant Ricks but, I'm a detective I know these things. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

oh, the name?

tush de amore

why not? :lol:

:stunned: Wow, thats better than most people names.