I always liked George the best...but they all were good. :D

I love Seinfeld!! best show about nothing ever!

 

Here's some quotes:

 

"If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer."

- Kramer, in "The Handicapped Spot"

 

I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense."

"Cheapness is not a sense."

- George and Jerry, in "The Reverse Peephole"

 

"Seven."

"Seven Costanza... You're serious?"

"Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl. Especially a girl... Or a boy."

"I don't think so."

"What, you don't like the name?"

"It's not a name. It's a number."

"I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute."

- George and Susan, in "The Seven

 

"Why do they call it a wedgie?"

"Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until... it wedges in."

"They also have an Atomic Wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. It's very rare."

"Boys are sick."

"What do girls do?"

"We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder."

 

- Elaine, George and Jerry, in "The Library

 

"A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head."

 

- Jerry describing George

 

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

 

- Jerry

^LOL

Great quotes! "Say Vandelay, say vandelay!!!!!"

I loved it It was great.

I love the Paul O'Neil/Yankees B-day card episode... with the kid in the hospital and he wants Paul O'Neil to hit 2 Home Runs for him... he hits the first one, then he hits a ball, and scored, inside the park home run? And it's ruled a triple with a throwing error...lol... "That's as good as a home run..." lol...

 

I love Seinfeld...

 

It's amazing how much humor from that show plays out in our ordinary lives, quite a lot, for me anyway...lol!

It's amazing how much humor from that show plays out in our ordinary lives, quite a lot, for me anyway...lol!

yea i know what you mean :cool:

chocolate bobka

I can't believe this thread...

 

Kramer...that is all i have to say. :hair:

Seinfield sucks!! what a boring shit! :snore:

hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Leave it to MAFE to bash good shows...where is your sence of Seinfeld humor...that show is fucking halarious :lol:

SERENITY NOW!!

I never got into it. I tried, but I didn't like it.

"They're REAL and they're FANTASTIC!"

 

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Who remembers the epsiode with George and Lloyd selling computers from his Dad's garage? To get more sales (and his father's respect) than Lloyd George buys loads of computers gives them to Kramer to look after with the intention of returning them later and getting his money back. However things go pearshaped when Kramer destroys the computers and its discovered Lloyd was a loony all made all his sales up and didnt even have his phone connected

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

^classic! Hence the 'SERENTITY NOW' posts!! :P :lol:

Sorry couldnt resist...

Ahh...the Superman references in almost every single episode...I love that! :lol: :D

lol..i love the episode where susan dies....

lol or how about the laundry and 'Golden Boy'!!

"heeeeeeeeeeelllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

 

 

SERENITY NOW!!

 

i looooove that episode!

Long live Seinfeld!!!! :lol: :D I hope someone gets me the 5th season on DVD for Christmas!!! :lol:

^I want all the seasons!

I have seasons 1-4... :D

a friend gave me season 1 :) im waiting for the other ones!!! :lol: :lol: