Yes this thread is just for useless knowledge.You can post any thought,dream,memory or anecdotes that you have,and you never found sense before.

 

An I wil start with a strange law:

 

:lol: It is illegal to a wake a bear for the purpose of photography in Alaska :lol:

 

If a thread like that exist,sorry,it was noy my intention.Otherwise please post whatever you consider useless.

^^^^^^^^LMAO, thats a good one alfredo!!!!!

A law from Israel:

 

"It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach"

 

 

Poor bear :lol: :lol: :lol:

^^^

A officer:Hey men did the bear is coming with you?

Your asnwer:NO officer I never see it before :lol: :lol:

^^I don't get it :huh:

Ok is simple.

 

Is illegal brings bears to the beach as long as you bring it.If you let the bear alone and you enter to the beach is not illegal :lol: :lol:

^^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ok now i get it!!

 

 

In NZ it's illegal to have a crocodile as a pet :stunned:

I think it's a law in a city in Kansas or something that "you have to take a bath at least twice a year..."

 

...o.O

:stunned:

Chester, England .. You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

United Kingdom:

 

It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.

Singapore .. If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying,"I am a litterer." This will then be broadcasted on the local news.

Australia:

 

A life sentence is 25 years. :lol: :lol:

 

People do not live too much,I guess :lol: :lol:

Men I want to go to Australia :lol: :lol:

 

Anyone that want to join me :lol: :lol:

you can join me i'm already here :lol: this thread cracks me up

^^^`I dont have a problem with Australia

 

But you have to admit that Australia have crazy laws :lol:

i got these facts from my Libra pad

 

the first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 BC

 

only female ducks can quack

 

during a kiss as many as 278 bacteria colonies are exchanged

Excelent contribution!!!

Excelent contribution!!!

Dont you mean useless :P

Walt Disney was afraid of mice

 

For real :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey,what if you know is your duck is male or female :lol: :lol:

 

You dont have to go to the veterinarian :lol: :lol:

And like my last post of today:

 

Aztecs offered Tamales to the gods.... as well as humans. ;) ;)

 

So you must be a good boys or I will offer to my gods in sacrifice :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote:

 

Excelent contribution!!!

 

 

Dont you mean useless

:lol: :P

Wow emo people are being targeted alot online :stunned:

 

emo definition

A follower of emo style music. Specifically a person between 13-25. However, if you work with the assumption 'emo' means teenager, you don't have to know the actual definition. They can be destroyed if exposed to sunlight or winds greater in force than 3 knots.

 

my sis got it from this site

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emo_kid

lazyboy - facts of life

 

These are the facts

--from the Lazyboy

-so help me God

 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

- the bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, oooo--oh

 

 

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?

Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?

Everyday 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents

The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year

Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world

The average person laughs 13 times a day

Elvis was originally blond

The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old

The average erect penis is 5'2" long - and 4'2" circumcised

Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing

41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously

20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexsual experience

Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

- the bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

These are the facts of the life that we live

This is who we are

Bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

 

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britian

96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm

3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue

The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public libraries

Butterflies taste with their feet

5% of the population is gay

The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'

The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue

Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'

In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet

Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible - the IKEA-catalogue

 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

- the bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

These are the facts of the life that we live

This is who we are

The facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

 

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people

(6 billion, 6 billion)

(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)

'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants

74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists

More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders

21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep

Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm? - unfortunately it got stolen

 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

Yeah, yeah...

This is who we are

Bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do

This is who we are, this is what we do

 

- so help me God