of course! *curtsey* anything else dear?

can i have some fresh squeezed lemondae and homemade chocolate chip cookies?

fetch me a beer!

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

 

those goddamn texans.

TAXAS!

 

i could go for a warm guinness, for me belly :D

oh my! yes, i have some fresh lemonade and cookies in the over for you dearies!

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

 

those goddamn texans.

 

hey it's not my fault that i'm sitting here in a wife-beater with mustard stains on it with my feet up on the dog and 4 empty beer cans around me

 

IT'S MY ENVIRONMENT!

hahhaha i bet you have your wife-beater rolled up over top of your man-boobs

 

SEWER WANKER

your environment, my ass!!!

 

HAHAHA

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

 

those goddamn texans.

 

hey it's not my fault that i'm sitting here in a wife-beater with mustard stains on it with my feet up on the dog and 4 empty beer cans around me

 

IT'S MY ENVIRONMENT!

 

*tidies up* give me your shirt! those stains will set! :roll:

*smacks ass*

hmmm

:oops:

 

oh my! fresh lemonade?

*coughs*

more like fresh cream :o

oh man, that smoke is not agreeing with me

 

damn cubans

 

evil evil

 

*coughs*

er uh um uh huh eh uh :shock: i mean, oh no, what does that mean? *smooths apron*

what do you have on under that apron hun?

innocent ashley

 

and then we look at her signature

 

HAHAHAHAHHA

i wonder what the regulars think of us? :P

hey! i am innocent tee hee :shock:

 

and i've got my poodle skirt and my stockings on silly!

pfft the regulars think we are insane to the membrane

i'm off to bed *puts curlers in hair*

 

night dears, sweet dreams and all that junk

oh well

 

DECLARE GUERRE NUCLAIRE :twisted:

yo people

joel is coming on

 

shall we get the party going again?