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Would Jesus hate bays??

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I'm pretty sure he'd like the beach :/

Everyone loves the beach! Are you kidding me? Everyone that lives by the beach is rich.. wanna know why? They eat fish! :P

 

I didn't mean rich (like money) but healthy.. in case a dumb person didn't get it.. :dozey:

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Thanks for backing me up guys! This is quite an issue in my family.

 

Thanks :D

He'll be like "Let's see who can catch more fish.. :wink3: "

 

:lol:

Hezekiah 2:18 and thou shalt destroy all that is called a bay and it shall burn in the lake of fire and brimstone; 19 unless of course it is a nice bay like emerald bay with pretty trees and things. 20 and then on the 8th day God made Guy Berry....... etc. etc.

 

I don't think he would

To be perfectly honest with you, I think he might hate bays/beaches. I mean, beaches are always filled with those random dudes who wear the speedos, who really shouldn't be wearing the speedos.

 

I'd think it would bother him as much as it bothers me. :sneaky:

To be perfectly honest with you, I think he might hate bays/beaches. I mean, beaches are always filled with those random dudes who wear the speedos, who really shouldn't be wearing the speedos.

 

I'd think it would bother him as much as it bothers me. :sneaky:

 

I live near a beach and over summer, it's filled with these types of people.

Least to say, it's gross and all of my friend's eyes go :stunned: yeah.

 

Gross.

Yeah, this one time, I was at the beach and some huge dude was wearing a bright red speedo and he was hairy as hell.

 

It pretty much ruined my day. haha

Jesus would not hate bays!

Didn't he part it and walk between the water?

Maybe he'd hate the sand, but not the beach!

 

Wasn't that Moses

 

 

:lol:

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Holy god! Its Jesus and the fat speedo guy

 

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I guess he's on his knees praying :/

Oh wow! In that case.. it proves that I don't go to be beach much! Maybe that's a good thing! :stunned:

I live near a beach, but it's not very nice. Toronto beaches aren't that great, generally :P

 

And I have yet to see a real live speedo...

 

Consider yourself blessed :P

I think Jesus Christ would love the beach.

 

Especially when strolling, and coming upon this...

 

rickymartinandfriend.jpg

 

 

:wink3: He'd turn instantly gay!

 

 

 

Jesus Christ is going to hell. The end.

lmfao Ricky Martin's got massive thighs. I hate them. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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