post a story funny or childhood memory or something I'm abit depressed..help me out or something

:) smilies encourage often more than words :D

post a story funny or childhood memory or something I'm abit depressed..help me out or something

 

I can only do this for ya...post a pic (mayb it won't help,but jz 2 cheer u up,ok?)

*CHEERS* :P

SWEET!!! :) Who is that! :-o

i want to adopt that baby!!!! :)

I won't bore you w/ one of my stories, but I'll give ya a couple of smilies.

:D :-D ;)

ok um.....i was at an amusement park and there was this really big water slide.......well i was 7 .....ok i was at the top feeling confident and i went down and all of a sudden in the middle i stuck out my arms and legs in like a 180 degress (line) angle and just stuck there with pee and water running down my legs.....my dad had to hold on to the bars at the top and climb down to get me....lol i like was halfway down and realized i was on a big slide....hehe

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hahahahaha that's hilarious :lol:

oh! and when i was in kindergatern we had this "prince and princess" nap bunk-bed.....and well me and this guy got chosen to take our daily nap in it.....and he put his arm across me and said i was boodiful....and i said he was handsome....we were being so articulte it was funny.....and a week later.....him and his friends held me down and put sand in my face and ears :-x :-x i have more......hehe....only if u want them

yeah.....i have to know more bout u :D

...erm.....the only time i have ever driven was like 25 feet down a straight drive way....and i ramed on the gas....and the car went flying and i finally pushed the brakes like i think it was 2 feet from the fence at the end of the drive way.....lol....we have a pic of it.....i was 10...and crying :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh and i have green eyes :shrug:

Honey you are a rock opon which I stand & I came here to talk i hope you understand ..... green eyes, yeah the spotligh , shines upon you&how could anybody deny you I came here with a load & it feels so much lighter now I met you & honey you should know that I could never go on without YOU

Green eyes

;) :)

awwwwwww :)

oh and i have green eyes :shrug:

 

So do I :P I feel special cos of 'Green Eyes' ;)

me 2

well u r special ;)

kettercat u 2 although not as much as my hun....j/k :D

well u r special ;)

kettercat u 2 although not as much as my hun....j/k :D

 

haha! :D It's okay, you're allowed... just because it's your hun :P

ok, funny and embarrassing... I have way too many of those stories....

 

1) I was invited to a graduation party (May of last year) and decided to bring my guitar with me. (How do I put this?) Remember the concert attire that made RHCP infamous? Yeah I wore that... all night... LOL well... until the lights went out, then as we were all falling asleep, I through my sock across the room and it hit one of the girls, lol...

 

2) BAND CAMP STORY! (My junior year), it was about 2 am, and a bunch of us were packed into my room watching a stand-up comedy tape I had brought with me. The room was connected to another room by a bathroom. I walked into the bathroom and noticed that the bathroom was flooded (I have no idea how it got that way). I peeked into the next room (which was dark) and saw that there was one person in there sleeping. And it happened to be none other than Carlton Banks (yes, like Carlton Banks on Fresh Prince, but even more nerdy. And thats his real name.) Carlton is the type of guy who picks out a freshman boy each year and "stalks" them. He creeped us all out. So I walked back into the bathroom, and saw a towel floating in the corner of the bathroom. I picked it up and noticed an awful smell. The towel was COMPLETELY DRENCHED IN URINE (Dont ask me). I was about to drop it, but I had a plan... I walked into the other room where Carlton was sleeping, and gently layed the towel over his face, completely covering his head. (Band camp brings out the evil in all of us). I came back about an hour later and saw that he was using it as a pillow.

 

 

More later...

#2 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Carlton!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

its sad, Carlton STILL drives up to school and watches the freshman march at pre-camp

lol :D

*lmao!* :lol: :o :P

oh my god i cant breathe! that is toooo funny...omg best band camp story ever!

Oh and when i was 6 me and my sis used to hate to take baths and so we would run the water and spray some water in our hair and wrap it in a towel to make it looked washed and damp our bodies with rags......we were afraid that wed miss something important....lol AND we used to hate to go to the restroom.....so we crapped and peed ourselves hehe......AND my dog lucy and my mom are really close and we had this long hallway at our old house and we would be like lucy stay stay and my mom would be at the end of the hallway about to run into my mum and dad's room and wed go......GO LUCY GO! and she would run after my mom....and my mum would screech sooo loud.....my dog would try to nip at her but she still luffed my mom.....we video taped it once without my mum noticing and omg she was humiliated.....and once! sry hehe......i mean lol we still do that......i will sit there and like slap on my mom's legs and start to scream and my dog will like start barking at my mom and not me......and when we fake cry.....my dog always comes over there to love.....OH! and once my dog was in our front yard (old house) and this dog was being walked down the street on a leash....and my dog was being all prissy and doing stuff like hahahaha you cant get me. Well when the dog reached its house and the ownder took the leash off the dog came running up the street for reenge and my dog out of fright rasn into our house with the dog chasing after her and running through the house too......my poor lucy shit herself while running! omg it was hysterical! *woooooosh* ok im done :D

lol..those are funny..

here are some of my cooky ones:

1) when I was about three or four...when I lived in Caribbean..it was hurricane season at the time..and we were having one of those tropical depression thingies....so I was watching Mary Poppins and I wanted to fly..so I put on my She-ra (aka Princess Aurora) outfit, took my mother's massive beach umbrella and stood up on our 8 ft. wall on the side off my house wating for the wind to lift me up..and it did was slowoly moving with the wind and my bros were laughing and I didnt uunderstang why...but when I looked infornt of me ...it was a little to late..I banged straight into a tree.

 

2)Once my sister pissed me off..I was six or seven...and I wanted to get at her..so I waited til it was about half past midnight ..when she was fast asleep and I took glow-in-dark vampire fangs in my mouth and put on grow-in the dark facial paint and my bro took a feather and brushed along her arms and when she turned to dust it off I jumped at her face and she was SCREAMING HER EYES OUT..it was HILArioUS!!

 

3)In Grenada, where I was born, they some ppl called Shango Baptists..its a voodoo religion/cult..and at a certain time in the spring they have a festival where they offer things to the devil and aske him to do "big jobs" for them and so on..and they beat drums all day long and it is believed that they set spirits to follow the victims of their big jobs and so on...so I lived at the bottom of a dead-end street and there're alot of trees where Ilived so on the last night of the festival and bros and I put on some seriously mo'fucking scary ass African masks and put on our mother's white night gowns and my sister was up in a mango tree w/ two speakers and a stereo to supply sound effects and when our neighbours were going home late at night we'd jump out run and around them then run back in the bushes...and those suckers seriously thought it was spirtis and emons and shit..but they next day my mother made us apologize..ahahaha