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Ode to mooseheadsfan and Briggins

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Then why did you mention the yankees when we were talking about the NFL?

lol,because i forgot to say i like baseball too,although these season is shit for yankees,how r u doing?

i didnt win biggest Chris fan

Yeah that is too bad, you are a pretty big fan though!

not big,biggest,but people didnt vote for me,cos they dont like me

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG,WTF? IM THE BIGGEST COLDPLAY FAN?:o :wideeyed::smash::dance::juggle:

Haha you are pretty obsessed. I think part of it is based on popularity. You are definitely well known around here, maybe not a favourite. But in my mind you are the most obsessed Coldplay fan I know. :D

not big,biggest,but people didnt vote for me,cos they dont like me

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG,WTF? IM THE BIGGEST COLDPLAY FAN?:o :wideeyed::smash::dance::juggle:

 

 

Your certainly the biggest spammer!! :P

I agree with that completely. Well you and me are spammers, just a little less obvious. :P

I like you Briggsy but your thread sucks baaaawwwlzzz.

Yeah, I don't get anybody interesting here anymore. Me and Moosie used to have good times here.

Im interesting, but I dont intend to post here often. It pretty much sucks bawwwwlzzz.

so i m not interesting?

 

Uhoh!

 

Lucy,you got some eshplainin to dooo!

Here make this interesting Reilly. Since you don't like me killing time in the dumb threads were you post one word.

Alright, lets exit our body through the third eye chakra.

 

This takes a lot of concentration, so be up for it, if you are into interesting things sir Briggsalot.

 

The third eye exists inbetween your actual eyes, just below the forehead.

 

Kinda just above where the unibrow would exist, and as an Australian, you should acknowledge the power of the brow considering your prime minister.

 

This is when you close your eyes, and breathe, in through the nose, and out through the mouth. Its simply meditating, good fun.

 

The difference is, you use your third eye.

 

When your eyes are closed, and youre under a deep fixation of thinking absolutely nothing, see a blank room.

 

This will take a long time, and a lot of concentration. So bear with it you lazy bastard.

 

Its like a blank billboard, start to see something within it, that reminds you of a room. Like a chair in your kitchen, something you can recognise quite easily.

 

Really focus on it, it takes a hell, of a LOT. Of concentration.

 

But eventually, if you clear your mind completely, you will achieve it. And when you do, everything else comes naturally.

 

Imagine touching the chair, and once you have done, you are indeed, inside that room. It feels like it, within your imagination, so much, that you are there.

 

Suddenly help yourself to imagine the rest of the room, this isnt so hard, once you've touched the chair, you are there.

 

And before you know it, you cant even feel your body sitting infront of the PC in your living room, or on your bed, or in your car, wherever the hell you are, you can make yourself experience an outer body experience of being somewhere else.

 

Give it a go, its fun for the whole family.

Oh sweet dude I'm gonna try this!

 

....I'm not an Aussie though...

Alright ok.

 

So I started to fall in love with a girl, didnt know much about her, got to know her really well, thought that she liked me, so I went for it...

 

In the research lab, I went for a kiss.

 

And for 2 or 3 seconds, she was into this. Wowzer!

 

And then, she pulled away...

 

My friend. Shes a lesbian. she has been for all of her life, I was her first boy kiss, and I'm sure she was completley sickened by it. But regardless, I continued to love her, and continued to pretend it wasnt a big deal.

 

Meanwhile I had another girl on my mind, a girl I was trying to get rid of (In purely a sexual sense), shes one of my best friends, and she has a boyfriend, and I really dont feel up to being anyones boyfriend, so I didnt want to ruin her relationship. So after living with her for a month, I decided to let it go.

 

Wow, how graceful of me.

 

Well, we still shared drunken moments of embrace, and drunken moments of admittance of love, but when sober, and when in the daytime (Unless it was a drunken daytime), we were just friends. Eventually this mentality began to actually exist, and we both chilled, and became actually, just friends.

 

So I went out with her one night, like I did many a nights, and we went to this gay club for a larf, as a larf, and of course I see my lesbian love of my life there, and the three of us get really drunk, and it begins to seem... really cool...

 

And my best friend, who I semi-love, gets really drunk, and makes out with the lesbian.

 

They apparently kissed for quite a while. Despite the fact my friend hates the thought of kissing a girl (She was scared to live with her roomates because one of them had kissed a girl before) and is genuinely disgusted by it.

 

So uh, this is my life. Fun do!

 

Not quite as bad as the fact I'm in love with a heroin addict who is completely beautiful but actually hasnt been outside her house in over 10 months (completely true) and probably hasnt even seen daylight in that time. And I'm trying to stay away from that, but I'm weak. And she aint changing her habit.

 

Hope this is interesting.

Wow man that is quite interesting. I can't say I've gone for any lesbian girls or heroine addicts that are in their house for 10 months or anything like that. I guess I am just boring, but I'm starting to accept that and maybe I'll change but maybe I won't.

 

 

I think I'm falling in love with my best friend (shes a girl) and its weird, I don't know if I should say how I feel or just keep things the way they are. Because right now they are pretty good and we just have alot of fun times. Nothing is awkard which is cool, I can just be me, no fake Briggs or anything like that.

so i m not interesting?

 

you are, but some of the other people aren't really.

 

 

 

 

And I'm off to bed Reilly, peace.

Wow man that is quite interesting. I can't say I've gone for any lesbian girls or heroine addicts that are in their house for 10 months or anything like that. I guess I am just boring, but I'm starting to accept that and maybe I'll change but maybe I won't.

 

 

I think I'm falling in love with my best friend (shes a girl) and its weird, I don't know if I should say how I feel or just keep things the way they are. Because right now they are pretty good and we just have alot of fun times. Nothing is awkard which is cool, I can just be me, no fake Briggs or anything like that.

 

You're younger then me, a lot of fucked up situations to occur in future young Briggsy.

 

But when I was 15 I had an affair with a 21 year old bargirl who had a fiancee.

 

That doesnt bear any relevance, its just fucking cool and I had to bring it up.

 

As for your best friend, hell, thats a toughie.

 

Theres two roads to go down:

 

a) Gradually putting the thought into her head of being more then friends. Which can just be a repeat performance of weirdness and rejection on her part (Not because you arent an ample young lad, but because girls can be weird about friends and will go into autopilot when it comes to rejecting them).

 

b) Being completely upfront, and just coming completely clean about you falling in love with her, and facing the consequences of whatever happens.

 

Or the Reilly option, thats a 3rd road:

 

c) Getting you both drunk and sleep together (Not necessarily with pure sex but maybe just kissing) and then seeing it initially as a silly thing but building to the thought of it being something more.

 

Well, the Reilly option was always going to be scewed and fucked, so I sugges the 2nd one.

 

The 1st one is too timid and just one work. But option B, thats a good one, the only thing I'd suggest, is to wait until it builds into a complete admiration and adoration of this chick.

 

And that will happen man, it absolutely will.

 

So, let it build, and be patient, and eventually, your love of her will be so desperately obvious, that when you say it, she'll know anyway, and will have made up her mind about it.

 

And that could go either way, so dont set yourself up for disappointment or for achievement, and be brave sir Briggsy.

 

Goodnight sweet prince.

Yeah I think I'll go for option 2, thats what I've been thinking of. As for option 3, I know that would never happen hahaha.

 

Bye the way how much older than me are you? I'm 18.

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