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Microwave My Mind!

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Life is actually not happy

life is actually not sad

life is "neutral"

at the moment

this bores me

 

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Cut knife throat

Julien Donkeyboy!

 

Under a turtle is Richard Belding

The eagle has landed

Damn superficial chick

talking on TV

microwave her mind

although it won't help

helpless chick

Pawl is dead

Look at Abbey Road

Everything says

There're only three

Nobody's free

This thread's the best ever

Cos no need to think here

Just say

Pawl

Die

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I buried Paul

Cranberry sauce

Casquet basket case

Lets go for a picnic!

 

More tartar for me please

Poo platter.

I knew it was you

Who burried Pawl

Reilly=Lennon?

Now this secret is solved

Poor Pawl

We miss you, dude

Come back and sing

Yesterday for me

We are the village green preservation society

 

God save donald duck, vaudeville and variety

 

We are the desperate dan appreciation society

 

God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties

 

...

Insomniac

I

Am

Alone

Here

Scared

Lost

Need

Some

Attention

...

Don't if it's attention

maybe just an invention

feeling like the last days

like shit

I must admit

I'm hungry

And thursty

And wanna go away

So give me money

Call me honey

And be my friend today

...

I'm not heeeere

this isn't happening

morning bell

yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

no alarms and no surprises

the best you can is good enough

 

listened too much to Radiohead

 

random lines

just came to my

m

i

n

d

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DWP

Do it with yourself

Mighty morphin power rangers

SHREDDER

The green ooze!

 

Oh slap my knee the laughs we had

HP sauce and all

Frogs and vomits

Get over yourself love, I'm an embarassment?!

Your an embarassment?!

Ive let myself go youve let YOURself go love

 

Now wheres the nearest chippii I feel like a picadilly surprise.

i'll follow you into the dark

turn on the light and light the fire

you light me up

light my fire

burning houses and mountain tops

fantasia and volcanoes

never

satisfied

k

e

e

p

on feeding.

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And So I Quit My Job And Sacrificed All Of My Frozen Foods And Burned My Television Set While It Displayed Subliminal Government Messages In Static Black And White

was this inspired by the gallery on the radiohead site by any chance?

 

TV

crap

generic

trends taking over

drowning souls

when?

soon

 

 

 

woah, deep

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Im sure I made it while on a drug of some sort, so maybe.

you scare me with those drugs of those, you really do. Stop now! :cry:

When

All else fails

Never turn to corn in

Korea as it will

Eat up your intestines and

Return them to you in a pickle jar

  • 2 months later...
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Woody guthrie says why wood I?

Edited by Harry Truman

Comes free in cereal with a free Dharma and free Greg from the hit show Dharma And Greg

 

Let us be lobsters for a second ! This is going somewhere, just stay with me here

 

Where? Here! Where? Here!

 

Where? The answer is in the question silly wabbit

 

Tricks are for kids! Andonesiacnophobialaparaphylania tendancies here guys. Pass the salt.

Seven legs

 

I wanna rock all night and see you smiling

 

Come with me and we'll create new universe :wacko:

 

Nine hands to wash it all away and burry you alive

 

In my grandpa's garden

 

Full of dead roses and garbage

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Dived in a sea of nipples and popped up sucking his thumb!

 

imageezaimageezaimageezaimageezaimageezaimageezaimageeza

 

I AM A GEEZA

Bleached filth is just filth with bleach on it

Lets clean filth off filth off filth until we get to the core of it all, the BNP

 

Dorito's packets cover the overalls!

 

Marcy Darcy and poor old Jefferson has hope and faith

Oh my!

 

I got you babe, duh duh, duh du- I got you babe

For a stray kitten to be found in an un-made bed is just coincidental for an old person who has terrible difficulties with looking sideways.

 

I swear her face was like that before you left! The glow from that earthworm really matches that sock you were wearing the day before you took it off

 

I thought all washing machines were manufactured inSIDE the underlined problem here which is not being referred to in your footnotes, meaning you can NEVER be a fisherman! :(

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